One of the ‘trends’ we’re seeing on Twitter is various accounts asking about something you can say during sex that you can also say doing something else, like making dinner, going shopping, getting your oil changed, etc.
But the best one we’ve seen yet came from Netflix:
what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?
— Netflix US (@netflix) December 5, 2019
Netflix, you cheeky monkey you.
And boy howdy, so many brands came out to play …
We hope you enjoy these new toys! pic.twitter.com/RId13jozMC
— Petco (@Petco) December 6, 2019
Ummm.
We recommend medium. Firm with a warm pink center. ?
— Outback Steakhouse (@Outback) December 6, 2019
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Where’s the beef? ??
— rachael ray (@rachaelray) December 7, 2019
Ummm… sup ?
— Wendy's (@Wendys) December 7, 2019
There’s the beef.
I prefer the Right side.
— Georgia Log Cabin (@GeorgiaLogCabin) December 8, 2019
I wonder if Impractical Jokers is on
— Impractical Jokers (@truTVjokers) December 7, 2019
Wow. 4 for 4.
— Wendy's (@Wendys) December 6, 2019
YES.
all 4 u
— Netflix US (@netflix) December 6, 2019
HA!
We'll keep this private.
— Firefox ? (@firefox) December 6, 2019
nice hot pocket
— Hot Pockets (@hotpockets) December 5, 2019
Do you want more meat?
— Arby's (@Arbys) December 5, 2019
Not touching this one.
Ma'am, this is a Netflix
— Netflix US (@netflix) December 5, 2019
You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals ?
— Discovery (@Discovery) December 6, 2019
I need a nut.
— Mr. Peanut (@MrPeanut) December 6, 2019
HOO-boy.
not touching this one
— Kum & Go (@kumandgo) December 6, 2019
Annnnnnd we’re dead.
Fill me up
— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) December 6, 2019
So very dead.
Please tell me I'm doing a good job
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) December 5, 2019
Once you pop, the fun don’t stop.
— Pringles (@Pringles) December 6, 2019
Sometimes it helps to blow on it first
— Tazo (@Tazo) December 5, 2019
*snort*
Please tell me you’re 21+
— White Claw Hard Seltzer (@WhiteClaw) December 6, 2019
netflix and chill?
— hulu (@hulu) December 5, 2019
That sound the mac and cheese makes when you stir it JUST RIGHT
— DEVOUR Foods (@devourfoods) December 6, 2019
Can take anywhere between 7-10 minutes.
— Kraft Macaroni & Cheese (@kraftmacncheese) December 6, 2019
That’s IT?!
How likely would you be to recommend us to a friend?
— Groupon (@Groupon) December 5, 2019
Double tap.
— Instagram (@instagram) December 6, 2019
Use your fingers for best results ?
— ColourPop Cosmetics (@ColourPopCo) December 6, 2019
O.O
Bone-in please
— Wingstop ? (@wingstop) December 5, 2019
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It’s just a little prick.
— GiveBlood? ?️?️??️ (@GiveBloodNHS) December 5, 2019
I’m a Gusher
— Gushers (@gushers) December 7, 2019
We really need to do more video.
— Buffalo Wild Wings (@BWWings) December 5, 2019
hurt me plenty
— DOOM (@DOOM) December 5, 2019
Haters will say it's Photoshopped… pic.twitter.com/OIISexKwEG
— Adobe Photoshop (@Photoshop) December 6, 2019
Score more with PowerUp Rewards
— GameStop (@GameStop) December 6, 2019
The Mandalorian continues to dominate
— IMDb (@IMDb) December 5, 2019
I'm not sure we want to touch this.
— Paramount Network (@paramountnet) December 5, 2019
Do you wanna take a lick?
— Ben & Jerry's (@benandjerrys) December 5, 2019
That was Freaky Fast!
— Jimmy John's (@jimmyjohns) December 5, 2019
Giggity, Giggity! Alright!
— Family Guy (@FamilyGuyonFOX) December 6, 2019
But the winner goes to The Trump Organization:
It’s YUGEEE! https://t.co/mQqonTose9
— The Trump Organization (@Trump) December 7, 2019
It’s YUUUUUUGE.
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