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Class is in session: Conservatives SCHOOL blue-check pastor and his list of 'lessons Trump supporters are teaching their kids'

Pastor John Pavlovitz made a list of lessons that ‘MAGAs’ are teaching their children.

That this guy is a pastor says so much about 2019 and none of it’s good.

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He wrote an entire article about this crap. We’d like to think he’s just pandering for clicks and taps and that he knows this list is garbage BUT … reading his timeline we’re not entirely sure. Imagine having so little respect for your fellow man that you think writing a list like this about them and their children is a good thing.

Again, this yahoo is a pastor.

But the blue-check guy said so!

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He forgot:

  • Unborn babies are clumps of cells.
  • Your money is the government’s money.
  • Only the government should have guns.
  • Socialism is good, m’kay.
  • The Constitution is just a mean document.
  • Government grants us our rights.

Monster!

There’s a word we don’t hear often enough.

It’s impressive in a bad way, right?

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John is far more concerned with trashing strangers than he is about actually writing anything meaningful.

Duh.

If at first you can’t out-dumb yourself, try and try again.


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Sketchy AF –> Why OH WHY would Ilhan Omar delete an innocent Father’s Day tweet from 2013? (hint: her brother)

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