Andrew Yang has certainly been hard at work making a name for himself, trying to stand out in the clown car show of Democratic candidates who think they can beat Trump in 2020. We suppose when there are dozens of people running and most of them are completely insane it’s not easy to garner attention, but between claiming white people will shoot all the Asians, his promise of giving every American $1000 every month, and that whole circumcision thing (don’t ask), here we are writing about him.
Again.
Giving him more attention.
Whoda thunk it?
My father has a PhD in Physics. I believe in science.
— Andrew Yang (@AndrewYangVFA) March 19, 2019
Weird flex, but ok.
This editor’s dad was a marine. She believes in PRADA.
Is that how this works?
You get that his PhD isn't yours, right? https://t.co/u7iUEVKdH3
— Mo Mo (@molratty) March 19, 2019
Whether he ‘gets it’ or not, this tweet turned into a hilarious thread.
My dad has a degree in mechanical engineering. I believe in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
— Mo Mo (@molratty) March 19, 2019
The mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster!
My father was a baker. I believe a dozen means 13. https://t.co/1ymV8YsR81
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) March 19, 2019
Radical.
My father was a male.
I like penises.— GayPatriot™️ (@GayPatriot) March 19, 2019
Meep.
My father was an airline pilot. He believed he could fly…and he could.
— DW Berkley (@DWBerkley) March 19, 2019
My dad doesn’t have a phd and I believe in science
— Ben Gregson (@Gregson4Ben) March 19, 2019
My father owns a bar. I believe I will have another drink.
— Jason C (@wyojason) March 19, 2019
My father was an alcoholic.
*sobs*
— Anthony DiMarzio (@anthonydimarzio) March 19, 2019
Awwwww.
My dad was Super man. I believe in DC
— steven1977 (@steven19778) March 19, 2019
Although Marvel is far superior. Don’t @ us.
My father got divorced 3 times. I don’t believe in divorce.
— Cory Payne (@corycpayne) March 19, 2019
My dad is a pharmacist. I believe in drugs.
— Wawl Finebaum (@WawlFinebaum) March 19, 2019
My father is an amazing appliance salesman. I believe in the power of clean clothes.
— Celestelove1 (@Celestelove110) March 19, 2019
My son is on his way to his PhD in physics and he believes in guns and science. Whoa, what a concept
— Daniel morales (@Dansteph15) March 19, 2019
My father is a ham radio operator. I believe in pork.
— dont worry about it (@wh07p) March 19, 2019
Bacon. Yaaas.
My father was a Navy pilot. I like pretty warplanes.
— Jeff (@jeff_karr) March 19, 2019
My father was a hitman. I believe in cold blooded murder.
— Andrew W. Reyes (@argo_05) March 19, 2019
Eek!
My father has a PhD in @cher. I believe in life after love.
— Jerhad (@jerhad) March 19, 2019
*dead*
My father watched The Dark Knight. I believe in Harvey Dent.
— Chris (@JellyJedi) March 19, 2019
My father is a truck driver. I believe in science.
— Steven Romo (@stevenromo) March 19, 2019
That works.
My father worked at a dairy processing factory. I believe in sour cream.
— Jeremy (@JermScott) March 19, 2019
My father had a degree in computer science. I believe in magic internet money
— Cretinous Keeper of the Keys (@Cretinous_Real) March 19, 2019
Man, people have some interesting beliefs … and all thanks to their dads!
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