Y’all. We have some super serious and scary news to share with you … we hope you’re prepared to read something so terrifying and disturbing that you may not recover after reading it. Consider yourselves warned.

Second Amendment supporter, gun rights activist and all-around bada*s Maj Toure was the victim of a hate crime!


See for yourself what happened …

Poor Maj! THE HORROR! Alert the media!

When do all the interviews about evil Starbucks and UGG-boots-wearing white girls start?! THIS IS TRUMP’S AMERICA.


Oh, ouch, ok, we may have actually injured ourselves laughing at this.

Well-played, Maj. Well freakin’ played.

Those monsters in their yoga pants and UGG boots!

Stop it.

This is getting awfully specific.

Annnd we are officially dead.


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