Hey look, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is finally tweeting about something she knows about and has experience with.
Will miracles never cease?
Cocktails for the Revolution:
– World w/o a #GreenNewDeal: a Bitter Dark n’ Stormy
– Clean transport: an Aviation, but hold the crème de violette
– Bridges, Not Walls: a Mezcal Greyhound
– Paid Parental Leave: Mocktail margarita
– Policy Failure: anything w/ Goldschläger— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 11, 2019
We actually believe AOC on this topic EXCEPT she had to go and make it all political.
*sigh*
Maybe we don’t believe her.
On that note, we think she may be getting a lot of Goldschäger when it comes to her own policies, especially the Green New Deal.
Some other folks had their own ideas of various political cocktails:
The #GreenNewDeal cocktail:
1 oz Green Chartreuse
1.5 oz Mezcal
.5 simle syrup
.5 oz fresh squeezed lime
Garnish with civil liberties.Shake, strain, serve ? pic.twitter.com/Xlkq5dk2Mv
— Jackie Summers (@jackfrombkln) February 11, 2019
Oh brother.
I want an actual #GreenNewDeal but would much rather drink the Dark and Stormy than anything with Midori or creme de menthe. pic.twitter.com/HpCBNwRCLk
— Rachel Rawlings (@LinuxandYarn) February 11, 2019
None of it sounds great, just sayin’.
The Don't Let Harvey be a Wallbanger
— Bigshotprof (@thebigshotprof) February 11, 2019
Ok, that one was almost funny.
you might appreciate our apocalypse cocktails from a women writers project back in https://t.co/COYM6jBViJ
— Aunty Fox ?? (@FoxSpiritBooks) February 11, 2019
Sounds … uplifting.
To assist Democrat and Republican negotiators reach a deal – Diplomatic Answer:
2 parts red vermouth, 1 part brandy, 1/3 part Triple Sec, 4 parts lemonade – fill half a wine glass with ice, add booze, top with lemonade and garnish with an orange slice ?
— Andrea Reynolds (@AndreaR20347296) February 11, 2019
Now we actually like how this gal thinks.
Any suggestion for Brexit cocktails, asks this former Queens resident?
— Kirk McElhearn (@mcelhearn) February 11, 2019
Hard Brexit: a straight shot of bathtub gin, with no imported botanicals ?
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 11, 2019
Alrighty then.
If you make the first one with a splash of Jack you'd get.
A Bitter Dark n' Stormy Daniels…….
I thought you were suppose to be good at Twitter cmon.
— Justan Paul Spaid (@JustanSpaid) February 11, 2019
Brilliant!
Politics of the Past killing our humanity as a nation would be an Old Fashioned#lowhangingfruit— Andrew Zimmern (@andrewzimmern) February 11, 2019
Zimmern, dude, really?
I would ask @AOC for a simple White Russian but in this political climate I’ll wait until the 2020 elections ?
— Daniel (Leeds United! “Carajo”!) (@falsenine_82) February 11, 2019
HA! Fair tweet.
70% Marginal Tax Rate: Something with vodka, not too sweet.
— Joe Donohue (@donohue_j) February 11, 2019
Bleh, no thanks.
I’ll be honest, this tweet was funny to me — a libertarian — until you went after my beloved goldschlager. UNCALLED FOR!!
— Enesto Reilley (@tabs223) February 11, 2019
Thanks…but no thanks…I’ll have a Budweiser.
— JustADad (@JustADadOkla) February 11, 2019
#MERICA
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