You can always tell you’re reading a Super Bowl tweet from someone who is clueless about sports when it sounds a little bit like a dad joke but even dumber.
Like this tweet from Brian Krassenstein.
While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO RAMS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!" #SuperBowl2019Atlanta
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) February 3, 2019
GO ROBERT MUELLER is so clunky.
Admit it, if you’ve heard the Krassenstein’s podcast you totally read this in his voice. Kind of like a chipmunk on helium, right?
Why are Leftists always miserable?
— Jeremy Frankel (@FrankelJeremy) February 4, 2019
You might as well ask why the sun shines … ok, so there’s probably some scientific reason the sun shines (go ahead, scolds, get it out of your system) but this is a constant for many people on the Left. C’mon, the Super Bowl was really damn boring but tweeting about Mueller? Dude, just don’t.
Lamest tweet of 2019
— Ameer Malik (@amalik11) February 4, 2019
It’s early yet.
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you weren't invited to any superbowl parties
— Davis MacAulay (@davisimacaulay) February 4, 2019
Go outside, Brian.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) February 3, 2019
Go outside, get some fresh air.
— Matt Jordan (@ItsMattJordan) February 3, 2019
Tweets from a padded cell https://t.co/DxxqDgUrV8
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) February 4, 2019
Hey, thanks Bri! Great tweet.