As Democrats officially take ‘control’ of the house we KNEW Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez would be SUPER busy sharing her rad and totally NOT socialist ideas and policies on Twitter.

She is indubitably the left’s Donald Trump, just with more lipstick and better hair.

Sorry, not sorry.

And hey, public servants, good news! Alex from the Bronx has some pointers on how you too can build an ‘audience’ (at least she admits it’s all just a show).






-Hell no

Kids these days. Some of them are sorta like unfried okra, just really unpleasant.

Look, there was more …



-Legalize marijuana? Eh, maybe


Holy Hell.

Oh, and if you’re curious about what Alexandria’s ‘Green Deal’ consists of, this tweep did your homework for you:

See why we said, ‘Hell no?’

You don’t wanna know.

Daaaaaamn, what he said.

Oooh, this editor wants a pony!



‘Nuff said.


WTAF is THIS?! Blue-check #ShoutYourAbortion founder gets REKT for sharing video ‘shouting her abortion’ at kids (watch)

Gonna leave a MARK! Greg Gutfeld just handed Kathy Griffin the smackdown to end ALL smackdowns and ROFL

Isn’t she ADORBS?! Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lists her accomplishments SO FAR, gets all tough with her critics and LOL