This photo of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez where she appears to be sitting on some seriously worn out stairs wearing fairly pricey threads (and check out those shoes!) reminded Matt’s Idea Shop of the type of photo a band or a pop diva would use for an album.
Is she dropping an album or something? pic.twitter.com/T5qdvHhpx7
— Matt’s Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) September 8, 2018
She’s so SERIOUS in this pic!
This, of course, inspired all sorts of song titles and album covers for Ocasio-Cortez.
And to think, this site is still free.
— Matt’s Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) September 9, 2018
The parental advisory is a nice touch, doncha think?
Hit Tracks include:
1. Move Bitch, Im Seizing Your Production
2. Capitalism Killed Your Momma
3. I’ll Make A Slave Out Of Your Doctor
4. Girls Like Breadlines pic.twitter.com/FMoFSs4fhX
— Mujahed (@kebejay) September 8, 2018
Girls just want to eat bread crumbs …
Hey, that’s almost catchy.
The AOC mixtape is gonna be lit pic.twitter.com/uVM8z3En4r
— Ken Webster Jr (@ProducerKen) September 8, 2018
‘The AOC, yeah you know me?’
Heh.
Heard Cory Booker is collaborating on it with Bernie producing.
— HoustonHaynes (@HtownHorn) September 9, 2018
It will be a Spartacus production.
That serious face. pic.twitter.com/ke6IHiLu7l
— Wrong Think (@On_Blocks) September 8, 2018
“It’ll leave you hungry for more” … ha ha ha ha ha.
Surely it'll be a free album.
— Nathan E. Yates (@FVNate) September 9, 2018
YAAAS! We see what he did here.
Wouldn’t count on it.
Socialists are all about taking YOUR money while keeping their own. Duh.
— Jenna (@jennabean) September 9, 2018
She Guerva from the block?
That’s a tad clunky.
"Westchester Side, yo,
Just a socialist gangsta
Democrat stylin', buckwilin'
Frontin' in my Gucci handbag
Like my arugula
with thousand islands
Don't mess with my frappe
Take my milk with extra soy
Don't hate on my rap
Or your whole economy I'll destroy" pic.twitter.com/Ffepv9RzqY— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) September 9, 2018
Not bad and mad props for rhyming soy and destroy.
— The Moderate Libertarian (@MehLibertarian) September 8, 2018
Catchy.
— El Jefe (@TheDirtMafia) September 8, 2018
A Napster exclusive.
— AJ Powers (@aj_powers) September 9, 2018
OMG. You all remember Napster, right?
Now THAT is funny.
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