Well, thank goodness Michael Cohen has that GoFundMe because clearly he’d STARVE otherwise …

Nobody should have to live in such squalor.

Suckers.

From Page Six:

Diners at Le Bilboquet were stunned to see President Trump’s fixer-turned-antagonist Michael Cohen show up for dinner just hours after pleading guilty to eight charges and testifying that Trump had instructed him to commit a felony.

A spy at the trendy Upper East Side haunt said, “It was definitely a shock when I saw him out after the big news,” adding that Cohen — who had earlier in the afternoon claimed under oath that Trump told him to make illegal payments to silence Trump mistresses — “honestly seemed pretty relaxed, surprisingly.”

Scumbags are gonna scumbag.

Did we mention they’re suckers?

Dude can purchase a nearly 7 million dollar apartment but needs a GoFundMe for legal fees. Raise your hand if you’re not surprised Hillary’s good friend Lanny Davis is basically ripping people off because he knows Trump hate sells.

Pathetic.

Just hand them a little glitter glue and a crotcheted pink vagina hat and they’re all set.

And Lanny knows this.

He’s a friend of Hillary’s so color us not shocked that he knows how to rip people off.

It’s a disgusting, incestuous mess at that level.

But Trump and stuff.


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