David Hogg has taken it upon himself to start supporting Democrats who want to raise the federal minimum wage so we’re pretty sure he didn’t mean to say that raising the wage would ‘spur gun violence’ …

You can’t make this up.

Well crap, then we’d DEFINITELY better not raise that minimum wage because we certainly don’t want to ‘spur’ gun violence in lower income communities.

Just for his knowledge, Websters defines ‘spur’ as: a thing that prompts or encourages someone; an incentive.

Ummm, yeah.

Let’s hope he looked it up.

We got nothin’.

Mind. Freakin’. Blown.

Right?

At this point, we’re starting to feel sorry for David. Whoever is using him to push their narrative is doing him such a huge disservice and serving him up to the masses. Hopefully, he figures out that he will benefit from learning to think for himself and being an independent thinker will SPUR many a great opportunity.

See what we did there?


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