You’d think these Hollywood types had never heard an inspirational speech before. And please, Oprah said some ok things but nothing we’d consider life-changing … like Reese Witherspoon.

Huh?

It was a speech.

During the Golden Globes.

Made by an uber-wealthy, entitled elitist to a bunch of other uber-wealthy, entitled elitists pretending to care about something by wearing black.

Their lack of self-awareness is the stuff of LEGEND.

Hollywood sure can pick ’em.

They all knew.

Oooooh-praaaaaaaah.

But she’s Ooooooh-praaaaah

So much this.

There were too busy wearing black, silly.

And reality.

They did.


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