Boom. Iowahawk did it again!
LOL!! tweet of the day!! @iowahawkblog Maybe Obama cut Kerry's work schedule back to 28 hours per week to avoid paying for his Obamacare.
— Text Trump to 88022 ✝️??⭐⭐⭐ ?? (@K1erry) July 5, 2013
https://twitter.com/happiestgirl69/status/353692025780047872
Win. RT @iowahawkblog: Maybe Obama cut Kerry's work schedule back to 28 hours per week to avoid paying for his Obamacare.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) July 5, 2013
Indeed. Iowahawk scored with that hilarious snark-tweet explaining why Secretary of State Kerry was yachting it up while Egypt was in chaos. The tweet was retweeted over 400 times.
But Iowahawk wasn’t done. And he graciously offered up a bonus: Poetry!
There once was a man on Nantucket/with a head kinda shaped like a bucket [1/2]
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2013
and a 90 foot yacht/that his wife's money bought/and a job that allowed him to duck it [2/2] #BurmaShave
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2013
He’s a giver!
"We're gonna need a bigger boat." – John Kerry, to wife, at yacht dealership
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2013
Secretary Kerry wasn't on his yacht. (He was on his wife's yacht.) #SeeThisIsHowYouDoItJenPsaki
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2013
@JohnKerry Why the long face?
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2013
Yessiree, the camera simply loves John Kerry http://t.co/ApSJH8Hu2Hhttp://t.co/MYg0SYYhAk
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 7, 2013
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Snicker. Never change, Iowahawk.
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