Iowahawk roasts Al Gore for Earth Day

It’s Earth Day, and yesterday Al Gore poked his head out of a mansion somewhere to declare another year of climate change alarmism before ducking back inside. Gore didn’t tweet today (he must have been busy fighting global warming), but that doesn’t mean Iowahawk wasn’t thinking of him.

A $30,000 electric bill? You’re joking.

What are you suggesting, exactly?

  • arttie

    I had 6″ of white global climate change in my yard this morning.

    • el_polacko

      i thought that gore was better hung than that…but the bigger question is, what the heck was he doing in your yard ?? very manbearpig creepy.

    • Rabid

      I think about Global Warming….Every time I have to run my snowblower….

      • Adela Wagner

        Snowed in KC today.

  • Clayton Grant

    On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch outside Roswell, NM. Nine months later, Al Gore was born … draw your own conclusions.

    • DavidKramer

      That is when they claimed he was born, I am thinking a pod creature myself…..

      • peteee363

        i thought he was hatched, one of the formely extinct dodo birds!

    • Chrissy the Hyphenated

      Al Gore’s birthday is March 31, 1948 … nine months after the alien-sheep encounter in Roswell.

      • Clayton Grant

        Yep, I screwed up that joke. Oh well!
        Corrected. Thanx!

        • E Quilibrate

          Best laid plans and all that. Right.

      • Jack Deth

        Alien Baby Daddy?

        Where’s the child support???!!!

    • E Quilibrate

      Clearly you’re onto something…or on something. Well done.

      • Guest

        I’m slow today. Just now got that!

  • Jack Deth

    “Earth Day is a reminder of our eternal duty to protect our planet, our home.”

    And pay off those bills with the filthy lucre and profits from your oh so sensitive, slimy and money laundering “Carbon Credits and Taxes”.

    • Kevin Krom

      For the record, I have no objection to filthy lucre. I’d love to be waist deep in the stuff, as long as I got it reasonably honestly.

      • Jack Deth

        Hi, Kevin:

        Excellent point!

        But for overweight, Gaia worshipping defunct lawyers, politicians and their
        disgusting ilk.

        Filthy lucre is for me. And not for thee!

  • el_polacko

    iowahawk is a national treasure.

    • BlueGood

      So is Rosa Koire.. of California. she has been exposing the U.N. Agenda 21, ICLEI, Eco-Facists and Club of Rome…All Al Gore wanna-be’s.

      Ms. Koire has specifically called her site as the above to encourage all, that this is NOT a Right Wing conspiracy, but a very A-Political Assault on All of North America, from your private property rights to ranching, farming, living in the rural areas, anything at all to empty the landscape of human activity.

      The same is happening NOW in Canada and some of us are starting to educate our citizens.

      Elizabeth Nickson in B.C., Jessica Annis of Toronto.

      Please educate yourselves and stop the facists from taking over North America!

    • Canadian in USA

      Iowahawk 1, Al Gore 0.

  • froggy19510

    Earth Day is a reminder of our eternal duty to protect our planet, our home.
    And AlGor is a big fat poopie faced smelly old worm!

  • Lloyd Snauwaert

    There’s a fine line between a Goracle and a thief…

  • Frank Drebin

    “The Earth has a fever,” …and the only prescription is more Cowbell.

    Happy Earth Day, dirtbag

  • Garth Haycock

    Hey, Al!

    Today, I turned on all the lights on in my 3700 sq. ft. house and left them on all day; I also turned on every appliance that uses electricity and left them on all day; I asked my wife to let her SUV idle during and after she ran errands (it was parked in the drive idling when I got home); I also asked my oldest daughter and son to be sure to let their cars idle while they were at school today and to keep them idling when they got home ( I had to bribe them with a promise to fill their cars’ gas tanks tomorrow; I took the catalytic converter off my car last night so I wouldn’t have to get up early today and do that before work; drove to work and let it idle all day, then drove it home and let it idle in the drive for a few hours.

    I did all that and still used less energy than you do in one day.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      lololol. Spit in that fat basterd’s eye! xD

    • grais

      Yeah, but have you changed out all your lightbulbs? I bet AlGore’s servants have changed out his.

      And besides, he’s more equal than you are.

      • Garth Haycock

        Yes, I have changed the light bulbs. I replaced the 100 watt bulbs with 200 watt bulbs.

        • grais

          Incandescents, I assume.
          ; )

          • Garth Haycock

            Yep. I like stuff that works.

          • Adela Wagner

            And that you don’t have to follow 4 pages of EPA requirements, and wear a bio hazard suit, in order to dispose of in case of breakage

  • TocksNedlog

    Mmmmm, I love the smell of roasted manbearpig in the morning!

  • roccolore

    The only people who still support Earth Day are Hollyweirdos in private jets.

  • ceemack

    “Gosh darn you, you gosh darn Manbearpig!”

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Men are Pigs. #TimAllen Men are also Liars #HenryRollins #MusicTriviaTime and of course they are Hypocrites. Thanx for the example, AlGore (One word, not two #RushLimbaugh) Jawamax 8<{D}

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Happy Earth day to us/
    in the wackoes we trust;/
    We should do what they tell us,
    or we’ll all turn to dust!
    XD LOL Jawamax 8<{D}
    (To the tune of "Happy Birthday to you")

  • J.N. Ashby

    Wait it has 20 beds and 8 baths? What is this 1890? He should be running 20 and 20+! Who wants to share a bathroom? Gross!

  • Right Wired

    This is why I come here every day:

    “It’s Earth Day, and yesterday Al Gore poked his head out of a mansion somewhere to declare another year of climate change alarmism before ducking back inside. ”


  • Adam Baumb

    Love me some Iowahawk. Nice work, Dave-o.

  • FlatFoot

    David ‘Iowahawk’ Burge is a wise man.

  • stillinthe60s

    Having grown up in Iowa, I know from experience IowaHawk demonstrates the 2 best characteristics of Iowans…Commonsense and clarity.

  • Bob Galasso

    Al Gore is too busy counting the money that he’s made on global warming.

    The funny thing about his “the debate is over” statement… When someone is really sure about what they are talking about, when they are really passionate about their position, they welcome debate. They embrace the opportunity to argue their position, to further prove their point. When someone says that the debate is over, they don’t want to hear or speak anymore about it. They just want you to accept, unquestioningly, their position. Kind of like autocrats demanding absolute acceptance of their policies, despite the fallacies within.

  • Rulz

    As an environmental scientist, let me say that people like Al Gore do not help our cause when they live in hypocrisy. “But he planted trees” the left says.

    So does Ted Nugent, and millions of them.

    I have no problem in secular principle if Gore wants to live in a mansion, but lecturing everyone else on the need to sacrifice….are you kidding?

    The fact of the matter is the free market has been the best management practice for the environment, not top-down government control, because if people have a stake in a resource, they’ll take better care of it.

  • jb

    before there was anthropogenic global warning — AGW — oh wait I meant algore warming — there was AGC: al gore cooling.