Seawater can’t put out pants fires.
Two days after emphatically denying that Secretary of State John Kerry was anywhere near a boat off of Nantucket:
State Department spokestool Jen Psaki has amended her earlier story:
“Briefly on his boat.”
“Briefly” is such a relative term, right? Just like … “forthcoming.”
Lying for two days and quietly revealing the truth only after getting caught is being forthcoming? Well, all righty then.
Ladies and gentlemen, the U.S. State Department:
(Hat tip: Jeryl Bier)
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.