An apparent leak from a sewage pipe sent fans fleeing for dryer ground at today’s season opener between the Washington Football Team and the Los Angeles Chargers at FedEx field.

Watch:

And then they lost the game 20-16:

Well, if they do decide to sue, there’s no shortage of lawyers in the D.C. area:

And talk about a metaphor alert:

Even members of Congress are mocking the team:

Nope:

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