An apparent leak from a sewage pipe sent fans fleeing for dryer ground at today’s season opener between the Washington Football Team and the Los Angeles Chargers at FedEx field.
— Darren M. Haynes (@DarrenMHaynes) September 12, 2021
And then they lost the game 20-16:
There is literal sewage leaking in the stands of FedEx Field.
— NFL Spin Zone (@NFLSpinZone) September 12, 2021
Well, if they do decide to sue, there’s no shortage of lawyers in the D.C. area:
I cannot tell you how much I would sue for if sewage spilled on me while watching a football game….
I am DISTRAUGHT for these people.
— Caroline Darney (@cwdarney) September 12, 2021
And talk about a metaphor alert:
Heavy-handed metaphor alert https://t.co/UP1caW74Le
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 12, 2021
Even members of Congress are mocking the team:
Siri: Please describe the Dan Snyder era https://t.co/pmcWXeiJNj
— US Rep Brendan Boyle (@RepBrendanBoyle) September 12, 2021
Yeah I don't think a name change is gonna help this franchise https://t.co/SWkohi2LOV
— Adam Waltz (@Adam_Waltz) September 12, 2021