Dear Mr. Acosta. May I call you Jim? Cool.
Dear Jim:
America, least of all conservative America, does not care about you. We laugh at you, we mock you, and we are grateful that our lives are not as sadly pathetic as yours. But we do not care about you.
You suffer from a common mental illness among leftist media apparatchiks. It is called Main Character Syndrome. You see your life as a movie in which you are the hero, valiantly resisting the tyrannical Trump regime and his hordes of 'MAGAts,' where you have been declared Public Enemy Number One.
Like you are the star of The Running Man. You are not.
We see you as an afterthought that history will never remember, and as an object lesson in how not to live our lives.
I'll stop addressing him directly for now because I know Acosta won't listen. He is far too busy burying his head up his nether regions in an effort to become even more narcissistic than he already is. For instance, here he is talking to unhinged screeching harpy Jennifer Welch, complaining that DC is a nightmare for him because he has to hide the restaurants he likes to frequent for fear that Republicans will show up and harass him. Probably while carrying a bottle of bleach and shouting, 'This is MAGA Country!'
Jim Acosta on what it’s like to live in Washington D.C. under a second Trump term...
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) January 16, 2026
“Oh, Jesus Christ, it is — it’s my worst nightmare. I thought we were rid of this clown four years ago. But no, they’ve come back with a vengeance. Fortunately, the DC restaurant scene is set up… pic.twitter.com/Gm9U6FamA3
... set up where, you know, the, the MAGA people have their restaurants and their places they like to go, and they’re not the places I like to go. So I won’t say where those places are because I don’t want them to show up there, but so far so good, it’s okay.'
Never in history has a weaker man been filled with a more bloated and unjustified sense of self-importance.
First of all, I live near DC, and this is not how the city works. Even with the Trump administration in power, the nation's capital is still well above 90 percent Democrat. There are plenty of places that the conservative minority won't go, such as a coffeehouse in Columbia Heights, or anywhere near U Street when Howard University decides to have a 'party' (usually ending up with someone getting shot). But there are no similar conservative strongholds in the city.
More importantly, no one in DC gives a s***. Conservatives and liberals alike go to concerts at the 9:30 Club, Capitals, Wizards, and Mystics games at Capital One Arena (just kidding; no one goes to Mystics games), Nationals Park, yes, even the Trump/Kennedy Center. And people with lives aren't living in fear that someone who doesn't vote the same way as we do might be at the same location.
With respect, this is an example of political DC vs. real DC.
— Cameron Arcand (@cameron_arcand) January 17, 2026
This is an invite to him or anybody who would like to go to church here in the city sometime, where we have all different types of people. And we might not agree on everything, yet we can be in the same room! https://t.co/J7Lopxpc0C
I'm not sure if Acosta can even step into a church without bursting into flames, but he really should try it sometime.
If there is any 'harassing' going on at all, it is coming from leftists who listen to Maxine Waters. Remember her, Acosta?
Here is Maxine Waters calling for targeted violence. pic.twitter.com/77h4bX5NdM
— Donna Marie (@sabback) June 3, 2024
This is Acosta's second problem, after his unbridled narcissism. He assumes that conservatives are every bit as much the animals that Waters and the street mobs she incites are.
If he ever talked to a Republican voter in his life, he would realize that we are nothing like them.
Make no mistake. Conservatives do have a switch. And people like Acosta should get on their knees and be thankful that we haven't flipped it. Because it wouldn't resemble anything so mild as bothering him at a restaurant.
But for now, we'll stick with Acosta and his delusions of grandeur.
Right, because conservatives in DC are always saying, “I wonder where Jim Acosta likes to eat, I want to go there!” https://t.co/N86Upc117r
— David Marcus (@BlueBoxDave) January 17, 2026
If anything, the only thing I and most conservatives would do with such knowledge is understand where NOT to go to eat.
The funniest is that he thinks people will learn where he is eating and race over to the location.
— Brad Slager: CNN+ Lifetime Subscriber (@MartiniShark) January 17, 2026
The opposite is certainly the case; if you are at the hostess stand and see Acosta seated in the dining room you would leave that vegan restaurant and seek out a steakhouse. https://t.co/TsgrsKNHge
Exactly. And who would even want the plant-based burger Acosta almost certainly loves in the first place?
Literally, Donny has done nothing to this privileged putz, or anyone else in DC... https://t.co/4pmucdil78 pic.twitter.com/sO03MCPDYC
— Arthur Frelling Dent (@ArthurFrDent) January 17, 2026
It is beyond tiresome at this point.
We would just prefer that the left would thank the President for cleaning up the city so that Acosta doesn't have to worry about getting mugged, carjacked, or worse every time he steps out of his door.
Because I can promise him that the criminals who do that ALSO do not care who he is or who he voted for.
I absolutely love that Jim Acosta is finally just letting this all out and proving what his biggest critics always thought about him. His former colleagues should be embarrassed for themselves. https://t.co/sKYyL3tMvk
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) January 16, 2026
Yeah ... should be.
Pretty difficult to think of a more apt metaphor for the modern Democrat party.
— Reilly Richardson (@Reilly_R23) January 17, 2026
Out of touch limousine liberals who have absolutely zero desire to exist outside the DC bubble.
I’d say please touch grass but they’re far beyond that point. https://t.co/bUK3S4ySFw
Imagine calling yourself a “journalist” and feeling repelled by half of the country to the point where you won’t go to the same restaurants as them. What a sad human being he is!
— FugitiveMama (@fugitivemama) January 16, 2026
A very sad human being, indeed. Not just unemployed, but unemployable.
And completely obsessed with himself.
I don’t want to eat with those people describes elite left-wing politics perfectly
— Nathan Brand (@NathanBrandWA) January 17, 2026
And Acosta demonstrates perfectly that there is no divide between leftist elite politicians and so-called 'journalists.'
Incredible. Like @TerryMoran he revealed himself to be an incredibly unhinged, partisan maniac. These people aren't capable of objective, rigorous journalism – their leftist/Dem ideology is baked into their identities, and lots of ignorance and false beliefs follow from that.
— Joe Duarte (@ValidScience) January 16, 2026
Many, MANY such cases within the dead legacy media.
People like Acosta and Moran have been kicked out, but no one should pretend that this is not endemic within most of those newsrooms.
Acosta should not be afraid, though, because I can promise this:
No conservative is going to confront him in a restaurant. Because we don't care about him. He is beneath us. And that is where he will always remain.
With one potential exception.
The only way something like this would happen would be if Acosta were the one who initiated a confrontation. He's exactly self-important enough to think that would go well for him.
So, on the off-chance that Acosta IS reading this, I will address him directly one last time:
Trust me, Jim. We will only care about you if you make us care about you.
That's a game you do not want to play.
Just relax, eat your tofurkey sandwich, and always remember that as long as you don't start none, there won't be none.
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