As Twitchy reported last night, a few of the jurors in the Lindsay Clancy trial went public about their deliberations and how they wanted to acquit her, but that stubborn lone juror couldn't seem to get over the fact that ... SHE MURDERED HER CHILDREN.
The interviews with these women were every ounce of the bat-poop crazy-filled bucket that you would have expected. The jurors cited everything other than the law in their justifications for wanting to acquit Clancy, including how dreamy the defense attorney is.
Female Clancy jurors gush over defense attorney Kevin Reddington as "funny" and "entertaining."
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) September 8, 2026
"His compassion towards Lindsay was amazing."
The prosecution had roughly zero chance with these women. pic.twitter.com/XRSnv5wvDS
They were also relentless in their attacks against the lone male juror who wouldn't buy the insanity defense.
The Lindsay Clancy jury was packed with teachers and nurses who thought the hero holdout was "very arrogant" and "completely disregarded" their expertise.
— Libby Emmons (@libbyemmons) September 8, 2026
"He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viscously killed her children." pic.twitter.com/dLfbPnpk3f
Yeah, man. She only executed her kids. Why can't he just get over that?
Bridget Phetasy, who we love, summed up what everyone on X was thinking when they saw the crazy AWFLS on camera.
I hate that those jurors looked exactly like I imagined they did.
— Bridget Phetasy (@BridgetPhetasy) September 9, 2026
Sigh ... Don't they always?
Woke, leftist white women might be a greater threat to Western civilization than even Islamists (whom the AWFLs would apologize to, even as they were being abused by a radical Muslim).
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Perhaps the greatest takedown of the jurors, however, came from The Daily Wire's Matt Walsh, who unleashed a series of posts last night denouncing the jurors with some choice epithets.
Dumb hideous women swooning over the lawyer and excusing the murder of three children. Every possible stereotype confirmed by these idiotic wenches. https://t.co/X0efdu25Mq
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) September 9, 2026
That poor guy. He's such a shy wallflower. We only wish he would find the strength to speak his mind.
Wow. I can’t believe he had a hard time getting off the most central fact of the case and the entire reason the trial was taking place to begin with.
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) September 9, 2026
My God these women are even dumber than I expected. https://t.co/TXAF7GRbZX
As the saying goes, our expectations for them were low, but HOLY F***!
These women are somehow even more retarded than I expected. They claim they needed to see “character witnesses” to prove that Clancy wasn’t a good mother. Somehow murdering her three children wasn’t enough evidence for that. Total madness. pic.twitter.com/EonXdg6X6A
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) September 9, 2026
Sure, she throttled her children one-by-one in the basement, but the jurors heard she makes a mean batch of lemon squares.
Eventually, it all got to be too much for Walsh and he finally unleashed an EPIC rant.
These juror interviews are extraordinary. They are admitting openly that they disregarded the law entirely for the sake of letting Clancy off the hook. There’s no other way to read it.
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) September 9, 2026
One juror says she originally wanted to vote guilty but changed her mind so that “Lindsay…
The lengthy post continued:
... could get the help she needs.” That is a clear violation of the law. They were supposed to make a determination solely about guilt or innocence. They were not there to make sure anyone “gets help.”
Another juror says she voted not guilty because the prosecution never produced “character witnesses” proving Clancy was a “bad mother.” The problem is that A) killing your children IS definitive evidence that you’re a bad mother, and B) the prosecution would not have been allowed to call those kinds of witnesses. A witness solely testifying that Clancy was a bad mother would have been purely prejudicial. So this juror acquitted because the prosecution failed to provide evidence that they weren’t allowed to provide and which would have been irrelevant anyway. Extraordinary. This same juror even admitted that it was a “fact” that Clancy “viciously killed her children.” The word vicious literally means “done maliciously and with intent.” So if that’s a fact then they were obligated to vote guilty. But they didn’t.
Meanwhile another juror swooned over the defense attorney’s “entertaining” demeanor. And another one said that all of the facts of the case — “everything,” her words — “proved” that Clancy “loved her children.” Apparently strangling your children to death, in this juror’s mind, does not at all call your love for them into question.
Just a collection of the most morally obtuse idiots ever assembled. Amazing.
"Morally obtuse idiots."
That tracks.
Walsh also unloaded on the prosecution that would even allow such clearly unstable women to serve on the jury.
The prosecution let a bunch of boomer feminist hags onto the jury. Literally zero chance of ever getting a guilty verdict with that jury. Total malpractice by the state. You really have to wonder whether the state threw the case on purpose. Hard to imagine any other explanation.
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) September 9, 2026
"Boomer feminist hags."
Yep. That also tracks.
We don't know if it was intentional or not, but the prosecution clearly sabotaged itself during jury selection.
Massachusetts:
— Gator Gar (@gatorgar) September 9, 2026
“Just a collection of the most morally obtuse idiots ever assembled.” https://t.co/y2K2aN784y pic.twitter.com/UibDRxmd92
Governor Maura Healey recently signed legislation legalizing abortion — for any reason — up to and including birth, so yes. We think that should be the official license plate.
🚨 UPDATE: Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey (D) has officially signed a law allowing abortion up to the POINT OF BIRTH, with liberals cheering
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) August 11, 2026
This is straight-up demonic.
The previous law only allowed abortions after 24 weeks in limited circumstances.
Pray for the kids 🙏🏻… pic.twitter.com/n6cjjcplAv
Maybe they can also have a vanity plate with an image of Moloch on it.
Once again. https://t.co/mobpxbdclL pic.twitter.com/G4FtIYrPqE
— HUNTSMAN 🇺🇲 (@maphumanintent) September 9, 2026
AWFLs are setting back women's rights by more than a century.
All because they seem to have no problem with killing children.
Slippery meets slope
— Riley Sides (@riley_sides) September 9, 2026
Pro Choice = Pro Evil https://t.co/kMktuHPzIa
But it's not just the women. Even two male jurors wanted to acquit Clancy as well.
Few of you can fully comprehend the extent of the mind virus that has captured both men and women in the state of Massachusetts.
— InfantryDort (@infantrydort) September 9, 2026
It is a fully demoralized Commonwealth that serves exclusively as an inversion of reality. https://t.co/DRrf8d2OcT
You couldn't pay us to live in Massachusetts in 2026.
— Quinton (@Quinton_AV) September 9, 2026
Jesus may have just asked Gabriel to warm up the trumpets for the entire Commonwealth.
— SnowflakeSlayer (@SnowflakeSlayr1) September 9, 2026
As Phetasy hinted at above, we all knew exactly like what they were going to look like before we even saw them.
If prosecutors decide to retry Clancy — as they absolutely should — we hope they hire a better jury consultant next time.
That meme should be posted on every wall in the DA's office with the admonishment, "Do not empanel ANYONE who looks remotely like this!"
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