Earlier we told you about the White House Covid response director’s update to Joe Biden’s October 2020 promise to “shut down the virus” if he were elected president. Well, Biden’s in the White House, and now Dr. Ashish Jha says the virus will be with us forever. Call us crazy, but we’re starting to think that whole “I’ll shut down the virus” thing was a lie from the start.

In any case, Dr. Jha provided an update on Biden’s condition yesterday that would be pretty normal… if the president were about five years old:

Hopefully Dr. Jha reminded Biden to brush his teeth and get right to bed!

Did Biden also have to show the doctor his sippy cup to prove he drank all the milk?

And it sounds as if those White House adults are in charge of President Biden instead of the other way around.

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