As Twitchy reported Wednesday evening, two more women came forward to accuse Sen. Al Franken of groping them. The Minnesota Democrat and SNL alum has apologized again. Well, sort of:

Chelsea Handler will no doubt buy that “apology” (as will some former SNL staffers and performers) but will anybody else? It isn’t going over very well:



Here’s what Al Franken plans to do over Thanksgiving INSTEAD of resign, according to a spox

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