There’s a partisan divide in Congress over fentanyl this either is or isn’t pouring over our southern border. President Biden recently promised to redouble his efforts to stop the flow:
Fentanyl is killing more than 70,000 Americans a year.
Let’s launch a major surge to stop fentanyl production and sale, with drug detection machines to inspect cargo and stop pills and powder at the border — and impose strong penalties to crack down on trafficking.
— President Biden (@POTUS) February 18, 2023
As we reported, however, Axios thought it was pretty “wild” that 37 percent of Republicans considered fentanyl and opioids as the biggest health threat currently, while most Democrats correctly identified guns as the number one threat. Democrats assure us that most fentanyl seized is caught at points of entry … it’s not “pouring in” over the border.
We might not be able to stop fentanyl, but police in Virginia brought this raw milk smuggler to justice. It is illegal to see raw (unpasteurized) milk in the Commonwealth.
Got arrested yesterday for trafficking raw milk into Virginia pic.twitter.com/hNliWQHzU4
— Spinach 🥗 (@basedspinach) February 24, 2023
Mom I made it onto a local news channel pic.twitter.com/6HcvRuvpO9
— Spinach 🥗 (@basedspinach) February 24, 2023
Should have made the cop chug a half gallon as a field test
— Pete D’Abrosca (@pdabrosca) February 24, 2023
Honestly good idea pic.twitter.com/XecXfONmnF
— Spinach 🥗 (@basedspinach) February 24, 2023
Yeah so one of my Twitter mutuals needed some raw milk but he’s handicapped and can’t drive so he paid me to cross the border and bring over raw unpasteurized milk, but unfortunately he was apparently a federal agent, Big Pasteurization is a powerful force in America
— Spinach 🥗 (@basedspinach) February 24, 2023
"HE CROSSED STATE LINES!!!"
— West Bestern 🛡️ (@western_bester) February 24, 2023
American hero
— Parker J. Nathans (@ParkerNathans) February 24, 2023
— Spinach 🥗 (@basedspinach) February 24, 2023
“Authorities have captured Spinach “the milkman” Bruh on his way to lace your local grocery store’s milk with raw milk in an effort to “raise the vril” as he described it. More at 11.”
— Rusty Shackleford (@N0TDaleGribble) February 24, 2023
I almost got arrested for the same thing at the airport but then this guy stole my bag pic.twitter.com/cUTvaUdBD2
— E (@ElijahSchaffer) February 25, 2023
Is there a written news report on this or video we can see?
— Cernovich (@Cernovich) February 24, 2023
I need to know if this is real lol
— SETH WEATHERS (@sethweathers) February 24, 2023
This might be one of the most based things I've seen in years. God bless brother!
— ᴅᴊ ꜰʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛꜱ (@DJFreedomRocket) February 24, 2023
I read on the FDA site raw milk is basically poison and will kill u. That convinced me to source local raw milk immediately. Stuff is great and would highly recommend!
— Todd Roy (@TheToddRoy) February 25, 2023
*cop dips his fingers in the milk and tastes*
“It’s pure”
— William Megenney (@WilliamMegenney) February 24, 2023
Got to learn how to sweet talk the milking parlor operator at your nearest dairy farm.
— Robert Bruce Willsie (@bobw222) February 24, 2023
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin'
— Theophilus Chilton (Nick Pickles Fan Account) 🇺🇲 (@Theo_Chilton) February 24, 2023
This is the Smokey and the Bandit remake we’re all craving
— Matt (@Myers16670) February 24, 2023
— let’s bomb the sun ☄️ (@letsbombthesun) February 24, 2023
Is this real?
— Andy P (@badgerhong) February 25, 2023
We haven’t been able to confirm that it’s real, but we didn’t realize that raw milk was such a dangerous commodity. Now we know. Real or not, let it serve as a cautionary tale.
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Biden crunches the numbers, calculates that 20,000 lbs. of fentanyl is ‘enough to kill 1,000 people’ https://t.co/uq7ApZsIEa
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) January 6, 2023
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