Here’s a fun thought experiment from the folks over at The Daily Caller. Now, we’ve already seen Beto O’Rourke pass the hat for gas money, get his minivan stuck, and change a flat tire — all perfect metaphors for his campaign reboot — but what if O’Rourke pulled up next to you in his campaign minivan and announced he was your Uber driver? (Hey, he might for real once he finally drops out of this race.)
You call an Uber and this guy shows up. What’s the first thing you say? pic.twitter.com/4qki6UInJD
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) September 24, 2019
"I'll walk."
— Erik Rush (@erikrush) September 24, 2019
Let me out
— Chip Del Vecchio (@modelchip) September 24, 2019
Let me out
— Luis M (@luisiii23) September 24, 2019
No wait…let me out Francis. #MAGA
— Luis M (@luisiii23) September 24, 2019
How have you be an Uber driver with your criminal record on file? #justsaying
— SamTheWriter (@samuelwconnelly) September 24, 2019
I’m calling @lyft,
— Scott Rosen (@ttocsnesor) September 24, 2019
TAXI!!
— Tommy Duggan (@ValleyPatriot) September 24, 2019
Book it and soak the $10 cancel fee
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) September 24, 2019
— Jeremy Baker (@Baker5858) September 24, 2019
— ?Duchess of Football AnnaD? (@AnnaDsays) September 24, 2019
0 stars
— Clint (@DinoKelly70507) September 24, 2019
"I want another driver. One with more than 0% approval thank you."
— George Bentley Undocumented Blue Checkmark (@Geobent) September 24, 2019
It depends on which state you’re in, but it’s very possible your driver does have a 0 percent rating.
I'm carrying.
— chris o anderson (@chrisoanderson2) September 24, 2019
Get me to the nearest gun store…pronto
— PaTRioT 1 (@NeilPag79095724) September 24, 2019
Take me to the nearest place I can buy some assault weapons.
— Ⓜ??? (@Order_of_mango) September 24, 2019
Why is a furry picking me up?
— Damian (@Ariasdmn) September 24, 2019
Glad I brought my lint roller
— Katrina B Haydon? (@katrinabhaydon) September 24, 2019
Omigod, are you fur-real?
— Jim Antle (@jimantle) September 24, 2019
"Nice to meet you, Mr. Sasse."
— Small Metal Owl (@SmallMetalOwl) September 24, 2019
Good one.
Beto, I see your future
— bas1563 (@bas1563) September 24, 2019
Glad to see you found your true calling!
— John Westra #VR #AR #Innovation (@John_Westra) September 24, 2019
In President Trump's winning economy, even Beto can find a job after 2 failed attempts for office. Jobs Jobs Jobs. Thank you President Trump.
— Rick (@mahalorich) September 24, 2019
“Have you been drinking?” https://t.co/G6cf44bMSF
— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) September 24, 2019
Got a beer for me?
— Hayden Erickson ? (@hbErickson) September 24, 2019
It won’t be long before O’Rourke’s driving an Uber and Bill de Blasio is cleaning people’s gutters.
Related:
‘Legit cursed’: Beto O’Rourke trying to get his minivan unstuck is ‘quite the visual representation of his campaign’ https://t.co/CjzXrqJsZG
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) September 19, 2019
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