We’ll admit it was fun ridiculing the full-on freakouts by groups like GLAAD and NARAL over the repeal of #NetNeutrality regulations. The wailing and moaning and rending of garments were amusing for a bit, but we’re really, sincerely going to miss wounded warrior and champion logroller J.R. Salzman, who didn’t make it today after the FCC’s vote.
THE FCC JUST KILLED 853,688,257 PEOPLE BY REPEALING #NETNEUTRALITY OMG I LITERALLY JUST DIED. LIKE LITERALLY.
— J.R. Salzman (@jrsalzman) December 14, 2017
Our condolences to the families of all 853,688,257 people killed by the repeal vote, but our heart goes out to Salzman, who survived a war only to be struck down by the FCC.
— Badger Pundit (@BadgerPundit) December 14, 2017
But are you shaking?
— John (@jfkmiami78) December 14, 2017
— Barry Duren (@duncansooner) December 14, 2017
I died in the last hour & may die again later today ?
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) December 14, 2017
My 3-month old son asked me about #NetNeutrality at the dinner table last night. He said, "Dad, why does the government want to literally kill everyone on earth". ya know what, I didn't have an answer for him.
— Just Justin (@AbuAlTubar) December 14, 2017
— Linda Hicks (@scruffchick) December 14, 2017
— Laura??????Fanelli (@LauraGina) December 14, 2017
— Edward Fazekas (@fazekas996) December 14, 2017
My count of dead bodies lying in the street since it happened is up to 23.
— Paul (@Southie777) December 14, 2017
Has anyone checked on Alyssa Milano?
Me and my family have been KIA few times already…
— ? This is my safety (@crimsontidefan6) December 14, 2017
I claimed my self as the first death but we might have to look at time stamps. https://t.co/kuct21q9Ae
— Now I have a Machine Gun HO HO HO (@M1911_) December 14, 2017
RIP, sir. Thank you for your service…
— Che Huahua (@_BottomLineGuy_) December 14, 2017
Spending my last few hours with loved ones.
— Matt Dawson (@Matt6277) December 14, 2017
It’s only a matter of time now: pic.twitter.com/cppKfyCuy3
— Politically agnostic (@joeleyare) December 14, 2017
— Ryan Krueger (@RyanK03) December 14, 2017
Didn't the tax bill already do that?
— John Cooper (@thejcoop) December 14, 2017
If it wasn't the tax bill it was chocolate milk being served in public schools again. That's what did me in.
— ???⛄️The_Kat™⛄️??? (@The_Kat_Roars) December 14, 2017
Tax cuts already killed me. I’m a ghost
— Chad Hanging (@Ireadthewords) December 14, 2017
I heard, from the Left, that repealing Net Neutrality would push Climate Change to the next level, and all the Polar Bears would die. We have to be blamed for all the Polar Bears dying. Shame on us for repealing Net Neutrality. ??
— Proud Conservative (@ProudConser) December 14, 2017
More freedom for the rest of us! hehe
— Richard P. Vause (@You2bChallenger) December 14, 2017
Hold up …
Nobody can see these tweets anymore without paying $0.50 each 🙁 https://t.co/509G1aRExs
— Ready4StarCitizen3.0 (@JLaelFletcher) December 14, 2017
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