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Stars and Tripe: Dem Jasmine Crockett Plans a Patriotic Pivot to Win Over Voters in Texas Senate Race

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On Monday, Democrat Jasmine Crockett announced she was seeking the Democrat Party’s U.S. Senate nomination in Texas. The news was met mostly with laughs, but many wondered how Crockett was going to sell herself to voters, given her extensive history of ridiculous statements. Wonder no more - she’s going to lie. Surprise! She’s going to try to pass herself off as a flag-loving patriot.

Here she is explaining her star-spangled strategy on CNN. (WATCH) 

The flag won’t mask the stench of her past.

Commenters say Crockett’s turn to waving the flag instead of burning it is an utterly ludicrous sell.

She’ll try to pass herself off as red, white, and blue, but observant voters know she’s socialist red.

Commenters say Crockett has already shown she rejects America’s founding.

Crockett’s sudden patriotic pitch will not land with smart voters. Unfortunately, that’s not whose votes she’s seeking. There are plenty of dimwitted Dems who’ll fall for Crockett’s stars and tripe act.

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