Greta Thunberg may only be 20 years old, but she is wise beyond her years. At least when it comes to being a grifting fraud. A lot of people don't figure out how to do that til they're older.
So kudos to her. She's built up quite a following around the world, and if she shows up at one of your events, consider yourself not just lucky, but blessed.
Climate activists in Paris must've been thrilled when Greta showed up to support them in person yesterday:
Greta Thunberg joined climate activists in Paris to protest governments financing the fossil fuel industry https://t.co/3UQGTcvVfI pic.twitter.com/HaZQLMeNPP
— Reuters (@Reuters) June 23, 2023
Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg said on Thursday that campaigners were being "systemically targeted with repression" in France, where she attending a finance summit.
"We are seeing extremely worrying developments where activists all over the world are experiencing increased repressions just for fighting for our present and our future," the 20-year-old Thunberg said.
First of all, what present? And what future? Last we heard, we were all supposed to be dead by now. Greta told us so!
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Not possible. According to Thunberg five years ago we all died earlier this week. https://t.co/w4z9bLwI4n
— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) June 23, 2023
How is this possible? Her prediction that the world would end due to climate change came true Monday. We're all dead, including Greta. https://t.co/aqYaoSsG8j
— Anthony Abides (@AnthonyAbides) June 23, 2023
And second of all, what the hell is Greta doing in Paris? Maybe the map we're using is outdated or something, but Paris, France, doesn't seem to be in Sweden. Or even near Sweden. Which raises an important question: how, pray tell, did Greta Thunberg get to Paris?
Did she come swooping in on a hang glider?
— Ricky Spanish (@_Ricky_Spanishh) June 23, 2023
How'd she get there? Did she walk? https://t.co/M9pPWrZps9
— David Harsanyi (@davidharsanyi) June 23, 2023
How she joined? Bycicle? Foot? Or.... plane?
— asrt (@MauAschero) June 23, 2023
I’d wager she took some kind of jet/airplane to get there 🤷🏼♂️
— Machadostanaccount (@franksdcaudill) June 23, 2023
Did she get to Paris using fossil fuel?
— Dogeturd ™ (@Dogeturd_) June 23, 2023
Weird way to protest the use of fossil fuels, using a method of transportation that requires fossil fuels to get somewhere she didn't actually need to be.
How big is her carbon footprint? She’s constantly traveling all over the world.
— PaperStraws Suck (@PaperStrawsSuck) June 23, 2023
Odds are it's a lot bigger than most of ours.
Racking up that "carbon footprint" for photo ops.
— Mike R (@I_am_Mutated) June 23, 2023
despite all this climate injustice, greta sure seems to have a nice life. she should become a travel influencer https://t.co/mkYOlHeo5C
— Patrick Patel (@HotRodBlago30) June 23, 2023
She basically already is.
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