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CNN breathlessly touts super sketchy 'new report' that sounds suspiciously like climate change propaganda

With Chris Licht out as CNN CEO, CNN’s talent is apparently feeling emboldened to be the very best they can be.

Unfortunately, the very best they can be is still as sad and awful as ever. Case in point, this scoop from CNN, which we assume is supposed to be taken seriously but that’s just gonna be impossible for us to do:

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If gas guzzlers disappeared from US car lots by 2035 and were replaced by zero-emissions vehicles – essentially, electric cars, trucks and SUVs – the nation would see 89,300 fewer premature deaths by 2050, according to a new report from the American Lung Association. But the country would also have to move more toward clean noncombustion electricity – like wind, solar, hydro, geothermal and nuclear – to see the full health benefit.

The report, published Wednesday, says that people in the US would have 2.2 million fewer asthma attacks and 10.7 million fewer lost workdays, and the country would net $978 billion in public health benefits with the move to cleaner vehicles and a cleaner power supply.

“There are very clear benefits of zero-emission technologies,” said report author William Barrett, national senior director for clean air advocacy for the American Lung Association.

Is one of those benefits that everybody gets a unicorn? Because it might as well be, based on what we’re reading here.

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Seriously, where the hell did they come up with these numbers? We want to see their work. Like, actual work. Not the results of drunken brainstorming session.

And that more than 82.6% of CNN employees don’t know what actual journalism looks like. And that brings us to climate-activist-masquerading-as-legit-journalist Bill Weir, who, somewhat ironically, breathlessly talked up the American Lung Association’s super sketchy report:

Meanwhile, what do we do about the intellectual and verbal pollution that comes out of CNN? Maybe we should tackle that first before worrying about forcing people to buy electric vehicles they can’t afford in places that aren’t conducive to having electric vehicles. Just a thought.

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Be-boppin’ and scattin’ all over the place.

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And that’s only a couple of the problems.

Weirdly enough, CNN never got around to discussing the litany of painful and potentially dangerous consequences to “Going Green.” Almost as if they don’t care about that stuff at all because this isn’t really about protecting lungs and saving lives as it is about giving the government even more control over the same public that CNN reporters look down their noses at.

If they think this scaremongering disguised as optimism is helping their cause, they’d better think again.

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These so-called journalists desperately need to put their money where their mouths are. That would shut them up real quick.

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Related:

CNN chief climate correspondent Bill Weir flew to Argentina to warn us of looming climate disaster

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