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NBC News Capitol Hill correspondent gives Tiger Beat a run for their money with Jamie Raskin scoop

In case you missed the big news, Maryland Democratic congressman and election denier (for both 2000 and 2016 presidential elections) Jamie Raskin has been tapped to be the ranking Democratic member on the House Oversight Committee. Hot stuff! And well deserved. After all, he’s already emerged as a key Democratic power player thanks to his role as a valued member of the January 6 committee. It’s only fitting that he’d get rewarded for all of his hard work and efforts with a cushy Oversight committee spot.

Anyway, now that he’s an even more important guy than he was just a few days ago, it makes sense that he’d be a big get for reporters. Reporters like NBC News Capitol Hill correspondent Ryan Nobles, who was lucky enough to score an interview with Very Important Rep. Raskin all about the Very Important work of the January 6 committee when the interview was interrupted by a Very Important (and Exciting!) phone call:

Oh my gosh, you guys. A phone call from Joe Biden! The President of the United States! So cool, right? Almost as cool as Jamie Raskin looks standing there with the phone in one hand and his other hand in his pocket. Real James Dean energy, you know?

So cool that you managed to grab a pic, Ryan. Impressive, too. Your hands must’ve been so sweaty, what with the absolute thrill of what you were witnessing. How did you manage to keep it together and stay so professional while also drooling all over the floor?

Stunning AF. Though I don’t know who’s more stunning … Jamie Raskin or Ryan Nobles. It’s definitely close.

And technically, he is a reporter. Just not a credible or legit one.

Well, maybe not in an official capacity … but he does work for NBC News, which can be like Tiger Beat for people who want to pretend they’re serious about news.

Well, to be fair, it is the sort of journalism that Democrats like Jamie Raskin (and Joe Biden) have grown accustomed to.

Of course not. This is NBC News, remember. Not an actual journalistic outlet.

Yeah, but when you’re NBC News and you have no shame, how embarrassed can you really feel? You need at least a little shame to be embarrassed, no?

Yeesh. Harsh, but pretty fair, honestly.

Or at least some mouthwash or something:

No boot tastes good enough to lick like Ryan Nobles licked Jamie Raskin’s. But expect that a lot more of Jamie Raskin’s boots will be licked by a lot more reporters like Ryan Nobles in the months to come.

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