Bless Charlie Crist’s heart. Just go ahead and bless it!
The Other Orange Man continues to cling to his delusions of defeating Ron DeSantis in the Florida gubernatorial race. And maybe — maybe — his chances are slightly better than those of Nikki Fried (after all, he did score the coveted Nancy Pelosi endorsement), but that’s not saying much.
He may not want to admit it, but he’s positioning himself for a sound, humiliating trouncing by DeSantis in November. And he’s in too deep to pull back now:
Good morning to everyone ready to vote DeSantis out this November.
— Charlie Crist (@CharlieCrist) May 13, 2022
Yes! Good morning to everyone ready to vote DeSantis out this November!
Nice of you to say good morning to both of them like that https://t.co/BFvQ8IOnL8
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) May 13, 2022
Both? Now, now … that’s not fair. There are probably more than two out there …
We’re squinting so hard, our eyes are basically closed.
All four of you? https://t.co/D3Xdr5Upqn
— Gabe (@GOsejo9) May 13, 2022
Four? Try five:
All 5 of them thank you for the greeting, charlie. https://t.co/AsaGVTafQ9
— Election Wizard 🇺🇸 (@ElectionWiz) May 13, 2022
Or maybe even dozens:
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) May 13, 2022
So see? Charlie’s got the Never Nude vote locked up. Good for him.
Gonna take more than 150 of your friends, loser https://t.co/aKg54XW8bY
— Tom Trento (@TheUnitedWest) May 13, 2022
150? OK, that seems a bit high. Let’s not get his hopes up that much.
Honestly, if Charlie Crist is able to get one person to vote for him who isn’t himself, he’ll have at least spared himself complete humiliation. Maybe someone out there could throw a pity vote his way? Guy could use a break from getting his butt kicked.
You have 0 chance against DeSantis! https://t.co/sBYopyXXl8
— Elon Musk saved Free Speech (NotDabzy) (@NotDabzy) May 13, 2022
Dumbest tweet of the day or rather, most Delusional. https://t.co/aacQV3XwsO
— rofflesvanwagon (@theelitistprick) May 13, 2022