Yesterday, White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain managed to scrounge up a few dessicated lemons in a sad attempt to make lemonade out of the Biden administration’s decision to further deplete our strategic petroleum reserve in order to avoid confronting the fact that their policies are the cause of — not solution to — our high gas price problems. If they can just kick the can down the road until a Republican gets back in the White House, they’ll be golden!
HISTORIChttps://t.co/HzotyIIlcR
— Ronald Klain (@WHCOS) March 31, 2022
HISTORIC. Using oil reserves that are reserves because we might need them later in order to offset gas price increases right now is certainly HISTORIC. The incompetence behind such an awful and disastrous economic and energy policy move is HISTORIC.
Well, the United States hit another HISTORIC milestone today, and Ron Klain is ALL-CAPS-level excited:
The United States is currently reporting 16,138 coronavirus hospitalizations, the lowest mark since reporting began in July 2020, according to data from @CNN and the Department of Health and Human Services.
— Ryan Struyk (@ryanstruyk) April 1, 2022
THE. LOWEST. SINCE. THEY. STARTED. MEASURING. IN. THE. PANDEMIC. https://t.co/AMD9HOLJYc
— Ronald Klain (@WHCOS) April 1, 2022
What’s gives, Ron? No clap emojis? Slacker.
👏What?👏Jen👏Rubin👏couldn't👏tweet👏this👏for👏you?👏 https://t.co/O5G3tOV9NB
— Bryan Beltz (@bbeltz1) April 1, 2022
Sometimes there just isn’t time to wait for Jennifer Rubin to tweet something and you’ve got to look elsewhere for material.
https://t.co/QUUq0ScOUw pic.twitter.com/eDtQMoJ5yC
— Jon Arde (@jon_ard) April 1, 2022
Shift those goalposts, Ronald. You shift ’em real good.
that’s probably because no one is testing anymore due to no one caring, but sure, BiDeN eNdEd ThE pAnDeMiC. https://t.co/AHti54kWpr
— kaitlin, by definition, a woman (@thefactualprep) April 1, 2022
You're such a bag of gas, Klain. It's the lowest because CDC stopped massaging #s after they were caught by too many to ignore; after you stopped using nursing homes, hospitals & assisted living facilities as death camps; health facilities went back to treating other illness. FO! https://t.co/FGOrt6vrM6
— Annie (@ds_abp) April 1, 2022
Biden takes office.
Tells hospitals to change how they count covid cases.
Declares victory.
It was all done in broad daylight, but the normies will never know. https://t.co/hhD0rL9TI3
— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) April 1, 2022
Much like Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber, Ron Klain is counting on the stupidity of the American people.
They're going to take credit for this. https://t.co/SrYm4dkFH6
— Blame Big Government (@BlameBigGovt) April 1, 2022
This is like taking credit for the sunset. https://t.co/xvnXWKAHeG
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) April 1, 2022
It’s like taking credit for launching a COVID website more than two years after the pandemic started and when things have turned around.
They waited until historic low coronavirus hospitalizations to launch https://t.co/rCfuIGy0jd pic.twitter.com/ECwXQrCUlo
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) April 1, 2022
Ron was super stoked about that, too.
He seems to get super stoked about really stupid crap.
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