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You mad, bro? Michael Avenatti decries TMZ's 'standard,' gets pelted with tiny violins

Boy, things sure have changed! Back when Brett Kavanaugh was being slimed by baseless accusations against him, Michael Avenatti was perfectly fine with flipping due process the bird.

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But since landing in the hot seat himself, he’s had a change of heart:

Forget the tiny violin; we’ve got a whole tiny orchestra playing.

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It really is a mystery!

Domestic violence is no laughing matter, but you’d have to have a heart of stone to not find the humor in Michael Avenatti being forced to choke down his own medicine.

We should indeed be better than Michael Avenatti. Fortunately, given the fact that he’s a scumbag, that shouldn’t be too difficult.

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