Merry Litmas, everyone, as Michael Avenatti seems to be accusing Jacob Wohl and Surefire Intelligence of being involved with his arrest on a felony domestic violence charge:

We *think* he’s referring to this tweet from the Surefire Intelligence account last night:

Which in turn appeared to take credit for the arrest:

Get the popcorn:

Yes, this is exactly what this story needs right now:

Jacob weighed in:

And here’s Jacob’s father:

Notably, neither of them say Jacob or his firm was not involved with tipping off the LAPD.

Exit question: Where’s the police report?