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GOT IT? Since CNN asked, Ted Cruz is fine with people using sex toys [video]

Since this is still a thing, Ted Cruz is setting the record straight on PornTweet-gate.

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Oh, it’s happening:

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/908065926129635328

What a time to be alive.

That’s the gist of it, yes:

Glad we’ve cleared that up.

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