'Bring on the derp': Conspira-douche Alex Jones doesn't know how breaking news works

Sarah D. | 12:44 PM on September 16, 2013

At least six people have died following the Navy Yard shooting, but when you’re a colossal douchewad conspiracist like Alex Jones, there’s no time for mourning:

https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/379636693323628545

Good. Lord.

@RealAlexJones Two options: 1) WaPo, as it often does, got it wrong in rush to sensationalism, 2) Massive, convoluted conspiracy.

— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) September 16, 2013

https://twitter.com/BenHowe/status/379638879868837888

@RealAlexJones Because #Conspiracy!!!!!

— ⚡️Erick Brockway⚡️ (@erickbrockway) September 16, 2013

@RBPundit @MikeRiggs Alex Jones, trying to distract from fact he hitched ride back from moon mission & then killed Kennedy

— TheRealMirCat (@TRMirCat) September 16, 2013

Somebody’s tin foil hat is on way too tight.

Someone explain this to him slowly and using small words https://t.co/177cspqgjh

— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) September 16, 2013

Here are four small words that say it all:

SHUT THE FUCK UP. RT @RealAlexJones Why did the Washington Post originally report three shooters, now NBC says only one?

— RBe (@RBPundit) September 16, 2013