C is for Crazy, it's good enough for Alex Jones.—
Brent (@brento76) June 20, 2013
Conspiracy theorist and professional loon Alex Jones has a really big favor to ask of his followers:
Hey hater, put down that false flag and quit judging. He’s serious, you guys. How do we know? Because if there’s one thing Jones hates, it’s stirring up violence:
And heaven knows he isn’t given to hyperbole:
Gee, Alex. We’d love to help you out, but we have no idea who “they” are.
Or gay juiceboxes!
It’s no wonder he’s freaking out! Then again, maybe he’s getting just a little bit ahead of himself: