Nutball Alex Jones: ‘If they kill me … aggressively GET THE WORD OUT’

Conspiracy theorist and professional loon Alex Jones has a really big favor to ask of his followers:

Whoa. Whoa.

Hey hater, put down that false flag and quit judging. He’s serious, you guys. How do we know? Because if there’s one thing Jones hates, it’s stirring up violence:

And heaven knows he isn’t given to hyperbole:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYJPJ6hlYHA

Gee, Alex. We’d love to help you out, but we have no idea who “they” are.

Or gay juiceboxes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtKT11WmQcY

It’s no wonder he’s freaking out! Then again, maybe he’s getting just a little bit ahead of himself:

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  • Justin Jurek

    By “they” does he mean McDonald’s?

    • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

      They = Illuminati, NWO, lizard people, black helicopters, Monsanto, Bilderbergs, robot soldiers, hybrid food, cell phones, radio waves. That is just the stuff off the top of my head. This guy is a certified paranoid schizophrenic.

      • John (it true me am)

        You forgot the UN army of pedophiles

    • ObamaFail

      He must have eaten their entire inventory (paper cups and toys included), without paying. And when he spots Ronald McDonald anywhere, he believes that evil clown is coming to get him to collect.

    • IBXNJ

      It’s the same “THEY” that killed Kenny!!!

    • TexSizzle

      His other personalities?

  • sigh

    Sadly I’d trust him more than I’d trust the government.

    • Justin Jurek

      I’d rather take my chances with a drunk frat boy.

      • ObamaFail

        Because at least the drunk frat boy is going to sober up eventually.

    • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

      I will distrust both equally

      • Stone Bryson

        Hey, I ended up agreeing with you again, directly below…. although we once again come from very VERY different angles.

        BTW – I knew as soon as I saw Jones in the headlines I’d find you here. :-)

        • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

          Cool, but I am ALWAYS here :)

    • John (it true me am)

      The government is at least predictable. Who knows what Jones is going to do?

    • Stone Bryson

      As a rational conspiracy theorist (yes, we DO exist) trust neither. Jones and his Alexitons are destroying the already slim credibility of those of us searching for answers. Because he has claimed the mantle of ‘leader’ (thanks to George Noory giving him a prominent voice) we all get lumped into the same barrel with this lunatic. I can assert, with confidence, that many of us are sick and tired of his insane rants, and do NOT wish to be associated with him in any capacity.

      • MissDiane47

        Neither do I want to be associated with Alex Jones. For me, the only credibility he had was the issue with Monsanto and “Frankenfood.”

        • Stone Bryson

          I understand completely, but IMO even in this he does not deserve the credibility. He came in late to the game, stealing other people’s research and claiming it as his own to bolster his profile. His association with the issue actually hurts those of us concerned about GMO’s, I fear…

          • MissDiane47

            That’s true; he did do just as you said (taking the work of others). Then he turned around & pulls the same stunt with Glenn Beck – accusing Beck of “stealing his work.” Jones is quite a hypocrite. He has to be the only one who’s right on all fronts. I used to listen to both Glenn & Alex because at the time, I thought they were both credible. The moment that Jones started inserting unverifiable information I stopped listening and just continued my own research – as Glenn Beck taught me to do so.

          • MissDiane47

            That’s true; he did do just as you said (taking the work of others). Then he turned around & pulls the same stunt with Glenn Beck – accusing Beck of “stealing his work.” Jones is quite a hypocrite. He has to be the only one who’s right on all fronts. I used to listen to both Glenn & Alex because at the time, I thought they were both credible. The moment that Jones started inserting unverifiable information I stopped listening and just continued my own research – as Glenn Beck taught me to do so.

        • Not Anonymous

          Because that is the only issue you have allowed yourself to follow. He is dead on about most issues. Funny, this website claims to be conservative, but its full of Republicrats.

      • Justin Jurek

        I’ll believe in a “rational conspiracy theory” when pigs fly and the Lions win the Super Bowl.

        • Not Anonymous

          Yeah, and 911 was done by half illiterate Muslims who could barely take off in their 1 engine training plane, too.

          At some point people will start to wake up. I guess the ala carte menu of scandals over the last months haven’t been enough to alert citizens that something is wrong with our administration and government in general.

          Special interest groups have destroyed our government. When you say lobbyist, you may as well just say gangster.

          • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

            “Yeah, and 911 was done by half illiterate Muslims who could barely take off in their 1 engine training plane, too”

            Acting indignant about it doesn’t mean it isn’t the truth. F-cking Truthers…

          • Justin Jurek

            Hey buddy, they were EDUCATED people who carried out the hijackings, and they didn’t need to take off, just steer, which they COULD do.

  • Spike Bement

    It’s the cows. the Angus cows are working with the Russian mafia and Al-Qaeda linked terrorist cells in Indonesia.

  • GrindingMills

    Book it. Alex Jones dies in a false flag attack on himself. This guy would love to be a martyr for whatever conspiracy theory that he’s currently plugging.

  • TJ

    No doubt he is on the Missile theory of TWA 800, then be on the gas tank explosion.

  • logicrules

    What if they just rough you up a little?

  • CatHerder

    Sigh. It’s hard to believe now that I was once so innocent I thought InfoWars pushed real news. I know, I know…

    • Flop21

      Michelle Malkin did not deserve the verbal barrage…

    • Stone Bryson

      Don’t be too hard on yourself, Catherder – he used to occasionally get the INTITAL facts right. It’s when he takes those basic facts and then gives reign to his full-strength crazy (which is about 98% of the time these days) is when he goes off on his flights of fancy, losing all credibility.

      Example: Yes, there IS a push for a global government. That has been verified by both main-stream media and by reputable alternative news sources. This movement has a very simple explanation – elitists, and their basic human greed for power.

      But that’s not good enough for Alex. No no, he has to tie it to Luciferian plots and Freemasons and Satanic rituals and elites eating baby brains (yes, he has actually SAID that) and etc etc etc. Human nature does not answer the problem for Jones – it HAS to be something elaborate, some secret knowledge that which only he has access, because it allows him to assert control over his Alexitons.

      For a rational conspiracy theorist, it’s sickening.

      • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

        I actually agreed with all of that. The global government push is real and well documented and one of the reasons the UN has gained so much power. But like you said Jones decides to bite off more than he can chew and goes off on crazy tangents. That’s why I go by facts and what can be verified, what Jones does only discredits us who has legitimate concerns.

  • Karl Winrich

    It’s really sad to think that Alex Jones may be on the same credibility level as Piers Morgan.

    • Stephen L. Hall

      You give Piers Morgan too much credit.

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    Infowarrior invasion of this thread in 3….2….1….

    • RememberSekhmet

      Get your tinfoil hats ready. Winter is coming.

      • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

        *creepy voice* THEY’RE HERE!!!!

  • TocksNedlog

    What if ‘they’ won’t let us get the word out, Alex?

  • LinTaylor

    If anything kills this guy, it’d probably be a self-inflicted heart attack brought on by rabid frothing.

  • ObamaFail

    This guy has nothing to fear. No one is going to waste their time with him. I don’t know which imaginary villain this idiot thinks is after him, but I’m pretty sure they have bigger fish to worry about. And I’m not cracking a joke about his weight by saying “big”. Although for him, I’m not above stooping to that level.

    • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

      What is scary is that there is otherwise level-headed conservatives/libertarians that listen to this guy and at least somewhat buy into his conspiracy theories like 9/11 Truthing, anti-GMOs, and the false flag nonsense. It is good to have a healthy distrust in government but at least have facts and not concoct these elaborate tin foil theories. All it does is discredit us reasonable people when there actually is something based in fact going on.

      • 1972patriot

        As I stated above, his neurotic tendencies prevent him from reporting consistently, but to ignore him completely is to miss out on some of the juiciest hidden facts about our government. You’ve just got to wade through the muck, then verify.

        • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

          What juicy facts? You mean more conspiracy theories he pulled out of his ass? He has no facts to back any of this stuff up besides his own imagination. If you have to sort out what is truth because 90% of what someone says is complete BS then that is not a good person to listen to. He is not worth wasting any time on.

          • 1972patriot

            I am a truth seeker… I consider wading through 90% of the muck to find the 10% of truth, that noone else is reporting, a valuable use of my time. I am not one to stand on a soapbox to defend Alex Jones, but without his ‘conspiracy theories many of the revelations of our government’s abuse of power would still be hidden.

          • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

            How are you supposed to tell what is truth though when it is coming from the mouth of a liar and he has no evidence whatsoever? Other people don’t make the claims he does because they don’t have proof and neither does he but he makes them anyway. Unless he has evidence what he says is completely useless. It is called journalistic integrity. And he has absolutely nothing to do with any of the revelations of government abusing power and he isn’t the only one to have suspicions of it, he just takes credit for it.

          • onegoodnathan

            who are the integrous journalists u follow?

          • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

            People who have verifiable facts to back up the things they are saying.

          • 1972patriot

            I am a truth seeker… I consider wading through 90% of the muck to find the 10% of truth, that noone else is reporting, a valuable use of my time. I am not one to stand on a soapbox to defend Alex Jones, but without his ‘conspiracy theories many of the revelations of our government’s abuse of power would still be hidden.

      • Stone Bryson

        You KNOW what I think of Monsanto – no need to have that old argument. I will say that it was something he glommed onto late into the game, it was NOT his theory (although him cashing in on it has hurt us anti-GMO folks, I freely admit).

        And I agree with you about 9/11 and the incessant ‘false flags’ – at this point I am beginning to think HE is the ‘false flag,’ because if he was a real threat, if he had 100% truth on his side, if he was not serving a purpose to the elites, he’d already be dead.

        *Takes tin-foil hat off, because it’s itchy on the scalp*

        • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

          Like you said I won’t rehash the GMO argument we have had many times because it would be futile. I think our common ground is that Alex Jones hurts both of our arguments on different issues. I think his appearance on Piers Morgan did more to hurt us on the gun debate than anything else(which Piers was well aware of btw). Honestly, I don’t think anyone outside of his little realm takes him seriously at all.

          • Stone Bryson

            Agreed 100%. The Piers display sickened me (I tweeted Jones my displeasure over that one), and yes… he hurt us badly. He gave an insane face to rational gun owners (you know, the other 99% of us), those who simply believe strongly in the second amendment.

            You’re right – very few take him seriously, but as long as he is being used as the voice of conservatives and libertarians by elitist progressives we have to continue to denounce him. In that, you and I will never disagree…

          • onegoodnathan

            if it hurt the 2a why wont piers have him back on despite the huge rating of the interview?

          • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

            Because of the flack he got for giving that moron the time of day. Neither side of the gun debate takes his opinion seriously.

      • onegoodnathan

        here’s a fact–false flag operation gladio, crack a book.

        • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

          Not a fact – false flag Boston Bombing

    • Justin Jurek

      Take your pick; the Illuminati, the NWO, the Bilderbergers, the CFR, the Brat Pack, The Monkees, Ralph Nader, Barney, the entire cast of MLP, that one waitress at Austin, TX IHOP with the shifty eyes…

      • http://www.amazon.com/Devon-Dibley-His-Golden-Key/dp/1484181557/ M F Scotto

        Davy Jones’ “death” is a false flag. Anybody willing to open his eyes will see it.

  • GaryTheBrave

    He realize that the Tea Party was getting all the attention because of the IRS scandal. He was just looking for a way to be a part of it.

  • Bristel

    So it was the juice boxes that made me gay! *shock* What a weirdo…

  • http://greyenlightenment.com/ (new site) Economics Institute

    if thy wanted to kill him just throw a cheeseburger over an overpass

    • ozconservative

      That wouldn’t work because MIcheal Moore would beat him to it, then Alex would just bounce off him.

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      Be careful, sad little tw@tface! Dick Cheney is watching you from his Fortress of Eviltude, and he’ll turn his Tornado Machine loose on you!

  • IronButterfly

    Killing me softly with his song

  • http://greyenlightenment.com/ (new site) Economics Institute

    how about the conspiracy behind how his clothes keeps shrinking. the Illuminati must be behind that, too

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      Is that the same reason your di(k keeps shrinking?

  • http://twitter.com/bodiazrising BodiazRising

    Here’s my conspiracy theory. Alex Jones is a George Soros Left-Wing plant. He’s a paid actor for the left trying to make liberty lovers look like loonies.

    • Justin Jurek

      You know what? That actually sorta makes sense, especially if you believe the theory that he’s really that comic who supposedly faked his death from cancer.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Ironically, the only person crazy enough to believe such a story is Alex Jones himself.

    • TMZ2

      Actually I can name two people who in there own way can top Jones. One is Michael Rivero who is anti-Semitic and the other is Adam Kokesh who was trying to do a Open Carry March in D.C. but canceled it.

      Then there is the Southern Avenger Jack Hunter who has a habit of confusing facts and selling misinformation about the conservative movement to promote his brand of Libertarian Conservatism. And then you have Jack Blood who feuded with Jones before. And Jeff Rense who does a Coast to Coast clone filled with conspiracy theories like the Sandy Hook Hoax stuff. I believe David Duke has a show on Rense’s radio network as well.

  • 1972patriot

    Ol’ Alex does have a peculiar way of expressing himself, but I’ve gotta hand it to him, he was feeding me REAL news when nobody else was. His neurotic tendencies prevent him from delivering smoothly and consistently, but I won’t dismiss him… he has proven that he can deliver. Many of the things that have just moved through Congress, like DHS stockpiling ammo, was first reported at inforwars. While all of the naysayers directed him to put on his tin-foil hat that tin-foil led straight to the truth. He’s passionate and invested in his reporting… can’t say that about much of any journo nowadays spewing talking points for the Obama regime. (Though I must recognize and thank Sharyl Attkisson for her hard hitting reporting.) I don’t depend on Jones for my news, but I don’t ignore him either.

    • TMZ2

      Everyone has different ways of garnering the same news or any news. I for one was aware Michael Savage did stop by Jones’ show not long ago. But the fact remains that Jones has a style that is unbecoming. And he attacks a bunch of people for not following his beliefs 100 percent. He had a bombastic interview on the BBC instead of trying to make his points clearly and concise for people to understand him. So Jones lost people who might have followed him. Therefore one can find out information without the need of Jones and Infowars.

      I personally follow Glenn Beck, Dana Loesch, Steve Deace and Rusty Humphries and others. Who give me plenty of information. And I read sites that are just as good if not better than Infowars. One is Clash Daily and another is Commie Blaster and yet another is Canada Free Press then there is Before Its News and The Blaze and Commentary Magazine and so on. I have a list of sites bookmarked and even a place that lists more blogs. Granted I am a independent conservative and not a libertarian.

      http://www.blognation.com/directories/conservative-blogs/blogs

      That site was better when you could see a rank of the most popular blogs in each category so you could see that for example The Gateway Pundit was the most liked blog. But no longer. There might be some that aren’t updated frequently in the list. The read blog post area is unnecessary as well as it is not updated well.
      A better directory of headlines is at: http://conurls.com/ and at http://polurls.com/red/

      If I really wanted libertarian leaning blogs or sites then I would look at these sites ranked at the Humble Libertarian. First the 2009 list and then a update a few months ago in April.
      http://www.humblelibertarian.com/2009/03/top-100-libertarian-blogs-and-websites.html
      http://www.humblelibertarian.com/2013/04/top-100-list-of-libertarian-blogs-and.html

      So since I went down this road then here is two lists with conservative sites:
      http://noisyroom.net/blog/2013/02/04/the-top-200-conservative-websites-february-2013/
      http://redflagnews.com/top-100-conservative/

    • GaryTheBrave

      May I recommend a podcast called No Agenda to you? Hosted by Adam Curry, former MTV veejay, & John C. Dvorak, a tech blogger that is sometimes featured on the networks. It is something like Jones but not over the top. I have no connection to it other than being a listener.

  • RamblingBeachCat

    I love how Alex Jones lives in a posh gated community while telling his listeners to bunker down and prepare for the end.

    http://www.ramblingbeachcat.com/2013/04/alex-jones-brilliant-at-pretending-to.html

  • Stephen L. Hall

    Remember . . . Just because you’re a conspiracy theorist . . . it doesn’t mean they are not really out to get you.

  • rcdcr

    Who IS ‘they?’

    Does he have mice in his pockets?

  • BeautifulAmerica

    Just by dissing him, Michelle & Co are proving him right. I read Twitchy & Michelle’s newsletter, and she’s right on target most of the time. Remember Bill Cunningham’s take-down of stinking marxist drone Tamara Holder on Hannity? Righteous anger is what happens when people willingly ignore truth. Maybe some of what Jones says is not accurate, but much of it is. About the same percentage as the media.

    • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

      I’m sorry but I have to disagree with you on this. He has ruined any credibility he has by spouting the 9/11 Trutherism, false flags, Illuminati, NWO, lizard people nonsense he has.

      • onegoodnathan

        you’re conflating. AJ has never pushed the lizard people as a fact. but like a real reporter he has examined the evidence and discussed the topic on his show. also everything else you mentioned has very strong supportive evidence. what a joke Malkin is to repeatedly smear a pro liberty media person like AJ who at least has the guts not to sell out to newscorp and republican authoritarianism.

        • Justin Jurek

          Don’t defend that hambone and don’t insult Michelle.

          • onegoodnathan

            brilliant retort sir.

        • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

          None of those other theories have any credible evidence, don’t lie. He also says that juiceboxes make you gay and elites eat babies, what possible defense do you have for that? Go ahead, I would LOVE to hear it.

          • onegoodnathan

            Aj can be over the top, but the clip is taken out of context. the discussion was regarding how many plastics break down over time due to heavy use / high temperatures and “leak out” bisphenol A (BPA), which mimics estrogen in the human body. There are also many studies regarding it’s connection to breast cancer.

            at least he’s out there talking about how breast cancer is up 3000% and the autism rate is through the roof.

            when’s the last time the journalists you admire broached these topics?

          • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

            I still haven’t heard a good defense yet. News programs talk about health studies all the damn time, quit acting like Jones has a monopoly on the news. Whatever actual information he puts out is discredited by the other 90% of complete BS he puts out so everything he says is irrelevant.

      • BeautifulAmerica

        I understand what you’re saying and you’re a very smart guy. Michelle’s actions have taken her down a peg in my humble estimation.

        NWO: true

        Bilderbergers: true

        Illuminati: behind the NWO, true

        false flag operations: possible per NSA

        Lizard people: don’t know about that

        Stasi in the White House: that’s what Europeans are saying

        Dollar to collapse: hang around and see

        • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

          That stuff isn’t true though. There is a push for world government but it isn’t Illuminati or NWO and it isn’t secret. The Bilderbergs are overblown. Everyone knows the dollar is going to collapse because of Obama’s policies, that isn’t some special secret knowledge Alex had over everyone else. He is a 9/11 Truther, thinks the moon landings are fake, thinks juice boxes make you gay, and thinks elites have Satanic rituals where they eat babies. I’m sorry I just don’t get why intelligent people like you listen to this guy, I really don’t. He has lied and cried wolf to many times for anyone to ever take him seriously on the rare occasion he is actually right.

  • Flop21

    Alex Jones should be embarrassed of the verbal abuse of Malkin in a public place..

    • BeautifulAmerica

      I disagree. If Michelle refuses to debate, or answer questions and challenges, then SHE causes the anger. It’s not OK for her to attack everybody else, usually rightly so, but then hide from someone who challenges Her.

      • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

        Did you see that video though? He wasn’t wanting to debate, he was wanting his followers to mob her. That is crossing a line.

        • BeautifulAmerica

          Yes, I saw it. It was photographers and the young Videographer whose name I forget, but who challenges people like David Rockefeller.
          Michelle is fierce on TV but can’t answer Alex Jones calmly and eruditely? And she hides behind that bruiser? Just like socialist-liberal women who do the same thing. I can’t respect that behavior.

          • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

            There was nothing calm about that, he went after her physically and was trying and yelling to get other people to gang up on her. I don’t care how good of an argument you got, something like that is scary.

    • BeautifulAmerica

      I disagree. If Michelle refuses to debate, or answer questions and challenges, then SHE causes the anger. It’s not OK for her to attack everybody else, usually rightly so, but then hide from someone who challenges Her.

  • onegoodnathan

    you all should checkout the mysterious deaths of whistleblowers Gary Webb and Danny Casolaro. as well as Aaron Swartz and most recently Michael Hastings. or how about Breitbart? read the transcripts of the Church congressional hearings, the govt admitted to having weapons that could kill and make it look like a heart attack–and that was 1973.

    also this is disgusting smear journalism. why not have a intelligent write up outlining where one disagrees with AJ–backed with evidence and empirical data. the ad hominem and out of context, drive by tactics are childish and ignorant.

  • FrancisMcManus

    Alex Jones and Michelle Malkin are both circus clowns. It’d be fun to watch them debate. You KNOW it would.

  • james_from_cambridge

    And the Idiocracy keeps rolling along…

  • Not Anonymous

    I am ashamed that this website is taking part in a slam against Alex when the content of what he and Michelle say are so similar in case and point.

    So what if he goes a little overboard to prove his point, sometimes. Al Gore lied to millions to prove his little global warning lie.

    Everything Alex says is backed up by documents the entity he condemns made available in their own verbiage in their companies own documents. Because he knows that he will be called on every fact he points out. So he has to be ready to prove it before he even says it. Think about it.

    Look at his track record, about 90 percent of stuff he’s claimed has become public knowledge.

    17 years ago when he was talking about a global regime of aristocrats running the country, they called it a lie. Now it is common knowledge.

    They want you to think he is nuts, then you won’t really listen to what he says. Is that so hard to understand?

    And for the idiots who don’t know what he was talking about with the juice box viral, he is talking about the fact that these boxes that they put juice in are made with a very high estrogen content levels. It is in their own documents you cannon fodder, stop giving this crud to your kids.

    They do it with Milk production too, to get the cattle to produce more milk they load them up with tons of estrogen which goes right into the milk, with the side effects being girls going into puberty at 7-10 and boys lacking any strong male attributes.

    I can’t be the only one to notice how androgynous boys are now. You can barely tell them apart from the girls in the skinny jeans and high pitched voices. And if you think that has nothing to do with tons of estrogen being pumped into our kids, you are wrong.

    Instead of calling anything you don’t know about or understand a “conspiracy”, simply because some mainstream government funded news caster says its nonsense, try using that same brain you are so ready to shut down, and do some research beyond FOX or CNN. No wonder we are in such deep horse mess.

    • Justin Jurek

      No, no he does not have any credibility. You’re not going to win here, Info Warrior. Just go home.

  • Justin Jurek

    Do Info Warriors just like getting smacked down every time they come here? I’m starting to wonder…