Nutball Alex Jones: ‘If they kill me … aggressively GET THE WORD OUT’

Conspiracy theorist and professional loon Alex Jones has a really big favor to ask of his followers:

Whoa. Whoa.

Hey hater, put down that false flag and quit judging. He’s serious, you guys. How do we know? Because if there’s one thing Jones hates, it’s stirring up violence:

And heaven knows he isn’t given to hyperbole:

Gee, Alex. We’d love to help you out, but we have no idea who “they” are.

Or gay juiceboxes!

It’s no wonder he’s freaking out! Then again, maybe he’s getting just a little bit ahead of himself:

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