It’s coming! CNN+ is coming! Subscribers will have access to all kinds of exclusive programming.
Like bonus Rex Chapman!
Here’s something worthy of a @RexChapman retweet: @CNNPlus is adding NBA and Kentucky college basketball star @RexChapman to its lineup this spring.
Release: https://t.co/53Mw0NnwUm pic.twitter.com/6FASdkwPoM
— CNN Communications (@CNNPR) January 18, 2022
And bonus Don Lemon!
.@DonLemon is coming to #CNNPlus and he’s making his voice heard. Stream his new talk show, The Don Lemon Show, this spring. pic.twitter.com/gwEd4CtlPk
— CNN+ (@CNNplus) February 1, 2022
@TVNewser: @brianstelter Will Host Reliable Sources Daily on @CNN+ https://t.co/brva8DTdsc pic.twitter.com/TJN18OJyFh
— Ted Hearn (@TedatACA) February 17, 2022
And it’ll only set you back $5.99 a month or $59.99 a year!
Unless, of course, you’re one of the smart subscribers who thinks to sign up early and take advantage of the “Deal of a Lifetime”:
.@CNNplus will debut at $5.99/month or $59.99/year. Early subscribers that sign up within the first 4 weeks directly will have access to a $2.99 “Deal of a Lifetime” or 50% off the monthly plan – for life – as long as they remain subscribers.
Release: https://t.co/ptl8sQWCpU pic.twitter.com/ADQXubi3K9
— CNN Communications (@CNNPR) March 3, 2022
A lifetime of 24/7 CNN+ programming! For life!
Operators are standing by.
LMFAO https://t.co/T1ASgQj0UQ
— Ahmed Al Assliken (@assliken) March 3, 2022
Look at the great deal on shit sammiches! https://t.co/VNmob8GrwG
— FSakes (@FSakes1000) March 3, 2022
CNN is often on at the gym, and I would pay $5.99/month just to have that TV turned off https://t.co/Pgaar8rfTm
— Robert Kroese (@robkroese) March 3, 2022
https://twitter.com/mirage1941/status/1499427979755069461
You would have to pay me a lot more than $59.99/year to watch CNN https://t.co/t5GuYmrKRV
— Harry Khachatrian (@Harry1T6) March 3, 2022
You can't even get people to watch CNNminus — and that's free. https://t.co/QPRpbGiKqe
— Jon Gabriel (@exjon) March 3, 2022
lol. They can't get people to watch for free, now they want to CHARGE people to lie to them? https://t.co/2BqrJoOyv9
— WearingMyMask (@JonathanAEvers) March 3, 2022
Lmfao y’all drunk https://t.co/nx8a4FMIUo
— SwishaShock (@TerpeneHunters) March 3, 2022
Making @CNNplus automatically part of everyone's lineup and charging $5.99 to have it removed would make more $ but what do i know. https://t.co/owR2Pz15fg
— . (@t4rdi5_) March 3, 2022
Now there’s an idea.
https://twitter.com/FormerlyCBM/status/1499395932634427395
Nobody’s gonna watch it unless CNN+ has some genuinely extra-special top-quality programming. Tweeters have actually offered up some pretty good suggestions:
https://twitter.com/GPollowitz/status/1499429236700061710
GorT: HRC Puff and Stuff#CNNPlusShows pic.twitter.com/9UuiNNvl6a
— The Gormogons (@Gormogons) March 3, 2022
GorT: Greener Acres
Where various liberal elites from the cities are moved to a rural farm and have to farm and herd with nothing but energy sources and supplies specified in the Green New Deal#CNNPlusShows
— The Gormogons (@Gormogons) March 3, 2022
An airport live feed from the baggage claim.
— ag (@AnevadaG) March 3, 2022
https://twitter.com/StillCrankyAF/status/1499406102496260099
https://twitter.com/StillCrankyAF/status/1499429262306201605
Reliable Horses: Takes on issues of the day from outspoken geldings who sound a lot like Brian Stelter trying to do an impression of Mr. Ed #CNNPlusShows
— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) March 3, 2022
Unreliable sources, where CNN commentators……
Never mind, that’s just their daily broadcast
— Space Woman Spiff 👩🏻🚀 (@BellaPelosi) March 3, 2022
Great suggestions, all. But, much like CNN’s record of journalistic malpractice and all-around inferiority, the possibilities are endless. Keep ’em coming!
