Have you heard? The economy may be tanking, but the rate of inflation is humming along quite nicely.

Happy days are here again!

We look forward to that data! We’re sure it’s very encouraging.

Has the Biden administration considered printing more money? Because that could totally work to offset the pay cut.

And it would definitely fix this problem, too:

0.99 is less than 1, so yay for that.

Who needs meat — or any food, really — when we can just Build Back Better?

But it’s looking pretty much exactly the way we expected it to look.

So it won’t be a total loss for everyone. That’s good news!

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