Joyce Carol Oates is a celebrated novelist.

And apparently writing fiction for a living has made her believe things that aren’t actually true.

Like, for example, that Antifa is against fascism:

Wow. We never thought of it like that, Joyce!

It’s just so brilliant, you know?

Because if you keep repeating it, eventually it’ll make sense?

Takes like Oates’ don’t get any smarter no matter how many times we hear them.

As if.

Bingo.

We should just respond to every Joyce Carol Oates tweet with “Oh, honey!”

Never gets old.

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