Just when you thought you’d had your fill of woke guides to Thanksgiving, along comes the ACLU with another one, in the form of their “personal favorite Thanksgiving conversation starters”:
Some of our personal favorite Thanksgiving conversation starters:
? "My pronouns are…"
? "Firing people for being LGBTQ is illegal and Trump asked SCOTUS to change that"
? "Who loved Pose season 2?"
? "Please pass the pie, and the Equality Act"
— ACLU (@ACLU) November 27, 2019
First of all:
gif of every gay on twitter cringing https://t.co/6t1CxEyNxS
— Kerfuffle Actual? (@shoshido) November 27, 2019
You are dealing in some really cringy stereotypes and this is why I prefer to be called a homosexual and not "gay" https://t.co/kwRuij8lvv
— Jay (@OneFineJay) November 27, 2019
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Seriously. Talk about insulting.
And secondly, these “conversation starters” are just plain terrible. It’s like there’s a competition for who can come up with the worst possible Thanksgiving.
Well is is bad advice
— BlueStateLibertarian (@Hub_Libertarian) November 27, 2019
Could you not
— Brad (@thermopanda_xl) November 27, 2019
These are conversation enders, not starters.
— Texian (@Texmexian) November 27, 2019
Maybe the ACLU should just have their own damn Thanksgiving and leave all the non-terrible people out of it.
How about…
"Hi Uncle ____!"
"How's the new job going?"
"Anyone up for a game of Scrabble?"
"Mom, this dish is great. Thank you so much for making it!"
— Slightly☘️Irish☘️Annie (@Naiad_A_) November 27, 2019
Heaven forbid.
'my pronouns are…'
me: get out of my house
— ᴍᴀᴋʜɴᴏ (@M4KHNO) November 27, 2019
Family member: "My pronouns are …"
Me: pic.twitter.com/lOXmJtfu0X— Matthew (@electroboy97) November 27, 2019
If you're wondering whether you're a toxic person that everyone secretly hates and you bookmarked this to actually use, you're probably a toxic person that everyone secretly hates. https://t.co/iFxL7vHlhx
— Emily Zanotti’s Great & Unmatched Wisdom (@emzanotti) November 27, 2019
I think my starter will be "remember when ACLU fought for civil rights?"
— Rick Smith (@wonderloss) November 27, 2019
I can't believe I gave money to you guys https://t.co/c26KVOaxhR
— Cathy Young (@CathyYoung63) November 27, 2019
This is why the ACLU can’t have nice things. And:
This is why Trump wins. https://t.co/uhiRYOYlTQ
— Matt Lewis (@mattklewis) November 27, 2019
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