'It's because they're black, right?' Justin Trudeau announces a ban on 'military-style assault rifles in Canada' and everything's fine now

Nothing will get in the way of Canadian PM Justin Trudeau doing his job. Nothing:

We’re going to ban military-style assault rifles in Canada.

— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) September 20, 2019

Can’t have all those trigger-happy Canadians running around shooting squirrels. Justin needs those squirrels.

Nice timing. https://t.co/jIFclvAL3k

— Trey Radel (@treyradel) September 20, 2019

What convenient timing https://t.co/8kprWFrkyZ

— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) September 20, 2019

SHINEY NICKEL!!!! https://t.co/MDidNM0xjb

— Senate Popular VotEEE (@EEElverhoy) September 20, 2019

This’ll definitely get people to take him seriously.

The last refuge of scoundrels. https://t.co/nr8FRbKK9W

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) September 20, 2019

He’s so transparent. Which is quite a feat considering his penchant for smearing himself with black (or brown) shoe polish.

We've seen this play before. https://t.co/OQWSNqGeq1

— Matt Whitlock (@mattdizwhitlock) September 20, 2019

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/1175109106350395392

Congrats to Lisa Bloom on her new client. https://t.co/lyoXYZQWOy

— Luke Thompson (@ltthompso) September 20, 2019

Heh.

Trudeau needs a distraction from his blackface scandal so some people will need to lose a little freedom https://t.co/dt6KGNsn5K

— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) September 20, 2019

It's because they're black, right? https://t.co/CyceNDT3lV

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 20, 2019

"it's because I'm black, isn't it?" pic.twitter.com/lwnovz8xEF

— Calibre (@Calibremag) September 20, 2019

Does this include rifles wearing skin darkening makeup? https://t.co/VWiDhV6JbU

— The Dank Knight ? (@capeandcowell) September 20, 2019

What if we just made them a different color?

— mitrebox (@mitrebox) September 20, 2019

Seems like a reasonable solution.

How many people in Canada are killed by "military-style assault rifles" every year compared to how many times the Prime Minister puts on blackface to go to a party?

— Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) September 20, 2019

To be fair, we don’t know exactly how many times Trudeau donned blackface. He’s wary of being definitive, remember?

I remember another racist who took his country's guns, I think you might remember the name https://t.co/iI1gY9kClu

— Hey, guys (@jtLOL) September 20, 2019