Nothing will get in the way of Canadian PM Justin Trudeau doing his job. Nothing:

Can’t have all those trigger-happy Canadians running around shooting squirrels. Justin needs those squirrels.

This’ll definitely get people to take him seriously.

He’s so transparent. Which is quite a feat considering his penchant for smearing himself with black (or brown) shoe polish.


Seems like a reasonable solution.

To be fair, we don’t know exactly how many times Trudeau donned blackface. He’s wary of being definitive, remember?