Things are going just swimmingly for Justin Trudeau. And by “swimmingly,” we of course mean “pretty terribly.” He held a press conference this afternoon to discuss his embiggening blackface scandal — and he maybe should’ve practiced his responses a little more:

Oooooof.

So you’re a hoser, Justin, is what you’re saying.

You know, there’s something very familiar about this …

Snort.