Forget collusion with Russia. This is what’s gonna do Trump in, once and for all:

We’re gonna need some time to process this bombshell.

Of course it’s a story! It’s THE story!

That, too, would be a monster scoop:

We need an exposé on that ASAP.

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Update:

There’s only ONE explanation for Trump WH replacing that toilet seat (go on, just GUESS!)