Every once in a while, we'll wander over to BlueSky (we haven't been suspended yet) to see what's going on since it has become a Leftist Utopia of stupid. It was more fun before they figured out we could embed their BlueSky posts to write about here, and of course, on X.
Sheesh, they're so SENSITIVE.
All we wanna do is poke at 'em a little. Then again, most of them did bail on X because they couldn't stand a platform that was no longer censoring people they disagreed with.
Anywho, long story short (we know, too late), Twitchy favorite Jarvis was good enough to search and find the top, most-followed accounts on BlueSky. As you can likely imagine, it is a list of the suckiest of the suck.
Which makes this so damn funny.
Take a look:
I came across this wiki article the other day and it pleased me greatly: the list of the Most Followed Accounts on Bluesky pic.twitter.com/Zg065gNVPL
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) September 5, 2025
AOC is the most-followed account on BlueSky.
That figures.
Others listed include the boil on the butt of humanity, Marc Elias, George Conway, and that crazy broad who started blocking all of us, Mueller She Wrote. If you needed a reason NOT to go to BlueSky, just check out this list of suck.
— Can of Spam (@iDoLikeSpam) September 5, 2025
It's true.
A veritable plethora of moronic mandibles
— Tedex (@Tedworld4) September 5, 2025
Luke and Sulu! LOL
— jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) September 5, 2025
Heh.
George Conway on top of JoJofromJerz??? She must be crushed
— Hard Times Daddy (@ChuckSalsman) September 5, 2025
Recommended
We see what he did there.
And ewwwwww.
— Dan Minucci (@HouseofMourthia) September 5, 2025
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Good god. https://t.co/FdzR5JBLCr
— C-SPAN Premium (@cspan_premium) September 5, 2025
Scary stuff, right?
Thank GOD for Elon Musk.
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