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Leftists Scold JD Vance for Letting Kids Eat Junk Food but CRICKETS About Kam's Hubby Slapping His EX

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JD Vance admits he lets his kids eat junk food while their mom is away. Can you IMAGINE?! A father allowing his children to eat junk food ... THE HORROR. Well, gosh golly gee and argle bargle rar, that totally disqualifies him from the race. In fact, we should probably get together and plan some sort of protest against him and his evil junk food ways, show him who's boss!  Holy Hell, it actually hurt my brain being that stupid even though I KNEW I was being a total smart-ass the whole time. 

I mean REALLY, outraged because Vance let's his kids have junk food? Where are the posts about Doug Emhoff banging and knocking up the nanny? Where are the posts about his slapping an ex-girlfriend in public SO HARD her head spun around? Who are these people and why are they so damn stupid?

Anyone?

HOW CAN THIS BEEEE? SO MUCH EVIL! THEY PROBABLY EAT POTATO CHIPS AND OTHER YUMMY STUFF. NOOOOOOOOOO.

Now now, Democrats have decided Doug Emhoff is the new definition of masculinity and if that means he's slapping his ex-girlfriends and knocking up the nanny than so bet it. And c'mon now, Vance lets his kids eat JUNK FOOD!

Priorities people!

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