Full transparency, this editor can barely stand to read the stories about Commander Biden because there are so many rumors about Joe teasing and being mean to the dog ... and now it's somehow the dog's fault that he's biting people.
There are no bad dogs.
Just bad trainers.
Bad people
And horrible presidents.
The Commander Biden story is more than just a "dog bites man/multiple people" story.
— Dr Strangetweet Or How I Learned To Love The RT (@lone_rides) October 6, 2023
It's a perfect encapsulation of the Biden administration and the multiple failures therein.
Strangetweet's threads are always worth a Twitchy.
Keep going.
Back when he was running for president, there was a theme of "Biden is a decent man; he even loves dogs." This was in contrast to the Orange Man Bad, who does not love dogs.
— Dr Strangetweet Or How I Learned To Love The RT (@lone_rides) October 6, 2023
But upon further examination, Biden's love for dogs does not extend to the point of training them well.
Biden's love of dogs does not extend to the point of actually loving them at all, it's about a persona, a brand. Good ol' Uncle Joe! Decency back on the ballot AND the guy loves dogs.
Fake, fake fake, fake.
It's gross, right?
It's another "lip service rather than principled stance" policy.
— Dr Strangetweet Or How I Learned To Love The RT (@lone_rides) October 6, 2023
If you really loved dogs, you'd take the time to teach them to not bite other people. At a minimum. Especially if they're going to be around a lot of other people.
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Loving an animal is making sure they are trained well.
Absolutely.
I don't think Biden actually loves dogs. I think he loves the thought of them. He loves the perception that he loves them.
— Dr Strangetweet Or How I Learned To Love The RT (@lone_rides) October 6, 2023
The same can be said of Americans, LGBTQ, and immigrants.
He doesn't actually care. He just wants to make you think he does.
It's all about perception versus reality with Joe. The guy has been a serious a-hole for a long, long time and no amount of marketing or spin can change that, Democrats.
It's not about the dogs, their wellbeing, or their unconditional love.
— Dr Strangetweet Or How I Learned To Love The RT (@lone_rides) October 6, 2023
It's all about him.
That explains why he can say "I won't pass the blame" and then spends 3 years blaming Orange Man Bad and Republicans.
It's about whoever is pulling Biden's strings as well.
It's a lot of talk with very little action to back it up.
— Dr Strangetweet Or How I Learned To Love The RT (@lone_rides) October 6, 2023
Meanwhile, people are being bitten and nipped at by his policies.
We see what Doc did here.
He's not actually a decent man. He's inappropriate with women and children, has a history of racist remarks, and is using the power of the federal government to punish his enemies, BUT hey, he likes dogs so it's all good.
— Dr Strangetweet Or How I Learned To Love The RT (@lone_rides) October 6, 2023
In other words, Joe sucks.
It's time to declare Joe Biden an unfit dog owners. In every area.
— Dr Strangetweet Or How I Learned To Love The RT (@lone_rides) October 6, 2023
Past time.
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