Tell us again how this DNA test from Elizabeth Warren wasn’t just a political stunt for attention.
Senator Elizabeth Warren is calling on President Trump to follow through on his pledge to donate $1 million to charity if she took a DNA test proving her Native American heritage. https://t.co/VYCzYB68bV
— The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) October 15, 2018
The only thing Elizabeth managed to prove is that she has even LESS Native American DNA than your average white American. But hey, she took the test so maybe Trump should pay up and Michelle Malkin has the perfect idea for how the president could do it.
1/1024 "Native American" indirectly derived from South American genetic markers is "proof" of Native heritage?
1/1024 of $1 million = $976.56.
President Trump should donate that amount in Monopoly money, which is as genuine as Warren's claim.#Fauxcahontas https://t.co/0Cf4a7NWBG
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) October 15, 2018
Whoohoo, she did the math for us!
AND YES.
This from Trump would be as legitimate as Warren’s DNA test.
Also you must go back 10 generations and use the wampum of the period. We got Manhattan for $24 worth of beads.
— Michael Ritchie (@KeyWestAuthor) October 15, 2018
We didn’t say it. Sure, we laughed at it and put it in this piece but we didn’t say it.
Senator Fullofbull keeps on embarrassing herself. I find it very entertaining.
— Robin (@rrgrundner) October 15, 2018
Here’s a song about all the fake news https://t.co/lvJUq4xRMV pic.twitter.com/Irz1Y008Bl
— Yellow Red Sparks (@yellowredsparks) October 15, 2018
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0.0009765625% … hahahahaha
— Lisa (@LAH4) October 15, 2018
Math is clearly racist.
She did not pass the teepee, does not get to collect $200
— Carlo Gambino (@CaicoNotGeico) October 15, 2018
The jokes literally write themselves.
That’s what I call an Indian burn…. sorry.
— Bill Patriot (@PatriotBillyBoy) October 15, 2018
Annnd this tweet wins.
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