The moment ‘Cocaine Mitch’ filed cloture on Kavanaugh, millions of little, angry, Leftist heads POPPED all across the country. If you were listening closely you might have actually heard them … it sounded like someone was making popcorn on the stove.
*pop pop pop pop*
It was GLORIOUS.
And you know what else was glorious? Watching people respond to Brian Fallon’s rally cry about taking to the streets. OMG we so needed to laugh:
Tomorrow, we take to the streets https://t.co/DjkrhMkZzz
— Brian Fallon (@brianefallon) October 4, 2018
LET’S TAKE TO THE STREETS!
*yawn*
Wake us when you’re done.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) October 4, 2018
You couldn’t even fucking take it to Milwaukee you failed political Amway salesman. Go put on another piece of flair & update your CV for CNN https://t.co/b4PYyIdB41
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) October 4, 2018
Eeek.
Get ’em, RedSteeze.
Brian's in front of his bathroom mirror, singing the Les Mis soundtrack into his inhaler. https://t.co/JLZouq000N
— jon gabriel (@exjon) October 4, 2018
‘One day mooooore … another day, another destiny.’
Heh.
Nah. You’ll find another transient advocacy group to head up, and then go for brunch.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) October 4, 2018
*oh snap*
I mean since you didn’t get the job you thought was a shoe in, I can see how you have so much free time
— Mujahed (@kebejay) October 4, 2018
It’s gonna be a dance fight!
Dance fight!
Dance fight!
Dance fight!
— Fisher of Meh ? (@ajsincic) October 4, 2018
This editor laughed far harder at this than she should have.
Is the line for the big ratio pic.twitter.com/koMmFPRIoK
— Ron Coleman (@RonColeman) October 4, 2018
— Jonathan Schafer (@jschaf01) October 4, 2018
If you can get an Uber and a soy latte.
— Awoken Lindsey Graham (@rebelmswar) October 4, 2018
Be sure and wear comfortable shoes! ?
— Arqahn 'The Ice Thrower' (@Arqahn) October 4, 2018
Clearly, we’re all very worried about Brian and his pals taking to the streets.
Or not.
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