Republicans, the Florida Governor’s Mansion Isn’t Eighth-Grade Student Council
America's 250th Anniversary Is More Than Just One Single Day
James Carville Lashes Out at the 'Progressive Left' Frankenstein’s Monster His Dem Party...
DNC Deputy Director Scott Brown Strokes His Cat While Explaining the DNC Is...
PLEASE Put Out the Fire! Drunk Republican Revisits Billy Joel to Laugh at...
Schumer, Pelosi Back-Stabbed by Hunter Biden As Dem Coalition Collapses
Bought Blessing: How Abdul El-Sayed Quietly Paid $75,000 for a Detroit Pastor’s Endorsemen...
WH Posts Unreal Photos From Spain Due to Open Borders Insanity (Wait, This...
Comrade Mamdani’s DSA Just Pledged to 'Defend' Chinese Socialism — Peak Democrat Energy
'Dems Deliver' Account Celebrates NY Bill That Would Only Deliver Higher Prices at...
Dem Running for Maine Senate Troy Jackson Completely Blank on Tourist Spots in...
Senate Candidate Troy Jackson Is TRYING to Change the Subject to Susan Collins...
Seattle Mayor Forces Black Police Chief to Resign As Scapegoat for Shooting Chaos...
Dylan Mulvaney Has a 'Dolls Night Out' With 'Sarah' McBride and the Jokes...
Silly Prison Abolitionist Thinks Cages Are Cruel—Wait Until He Sees What the Pitchforks...

YAAAS! WWE star Glenn 'Kane' Jacobs wins mayoral race in Tennessee (and he's a Conservative!)

It is with great pleasure that this dork of a Twitchy editor gets to cover the fact that there is officially a Mayor Kane in this country.

As a WWE nerd who has spent over 20 years watching every show she possibly could, it is such a joy for this editor to report that Glenn Jacobs aka Kane (Undertaker’s brother!!!) is now the mayor of Knox County, Tennessee.

Advertisement

Squee!

From Fox News:

If there were championship belts for winning mayoral elections, former professional wrestler Glenn Jacobs would be wearing one.

The former WWE superstar, known as Kane, has won the race for mayor in Tennessee’s third-largest county. Jacobs handily defeated Democrat Linda Haney, with most of the votes counted in Knox County on Thursday, according to unofficial returns.

Can you smell what the WWE wrestler turned mayor is cooking? Yeah yeah yeah, we know, that’s a Rock line but it works. Sorta.

WHOOOOO!

Good point. Kane hasn’t officially ‘left’ the show so technically he’s a current WWE star.

And a mayor.

Which kicks so much AS*!

Advertisement

YAAAAAS!

Dwayne Johnson for president, 2024?

Hey, it could happen.


Related:

Straight-up OWNED: Mollie Hemingway DRAGS Jim Acosta for ‘walking out’ with HILARIOUS ‘Dear Diary’ entry

‘Only one fooled is YOU!’ Glenn Beck just NUKED CNN with their own ratings and DAMN it’s brutal

Look at ME!!! Oliver Willis tries making Sarah Jeong’s excuse for racist tweets about himself and it’s PATHETIC

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement