The mean girl act is so damn boring.
We get it, today’s brand of bullsh*t feminism is all about tearing down and harassing women who disagree with them, but Jimmy Kimmel’s writer Bess Kalb has a bad habit of writing threads like this and then crying SEXISM when she’s called out.
Just wait …
OMG MOTHER KAREN TURNING IT OUT FOR QUEEN RAINA OF JORDAN HONEY YOU SEXY HATE-MONGERING BIGOT HOT NEW JERSEY AUNT!!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/WuYsi2EVsC
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) June 26, 2018
Ooooh, so edgy with the CAPSLOCK on …
And she really thought this was clever. Says so much about why Jimmy Kimmel’s show sucks.
Sweetie, Ambien doesn’t go with boxed wine.
— Tryx™️? (@Tryxt3rocks) June 26, 2018
Great advice.
MOTHER IS GETTING IT TONIGHT IN JESUS NAME!!!
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) June 26, 2018
Cripes.
MOTHER MAY I??? OH YUS SHE CAN!!! MOTHER "KAREN" PENCE PICTURED WEARING THE LIVING CHRIST OUT OF THAT 1997 BEBE DRESS AND POORLY COORDINATED JESSICA SIMPSON SANDALS!
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) June 26, 2018
Because girl power and stuff.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) June 26, 2018
Watch how quickly Bess cries foul when she gets called out for this. Trust us, she will.
THIS JUST COMING THROUGH THE WIRES: MIKE "MIKE" PENCE WILL INDEED SERVE HIMSELF TWO GENEROUS SCOOPS OF MOTHER IN THE NAVAL OBSERVATORY THIS EVENING, HETEROSEXUALLY AND WITH AN UNNERVING AND FRANKLY UPSETTING GUSTO!
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) June 26, 2018
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Never tweet and drink, folks.
MOTHER, THESE HAPHAZARDLY PLACED INNER-SHOULDER CUTOUTS ARE GIVING ME A SEXUAL MIGRAINE!
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) June 26, 2018
MOTHER LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BELT: HIGH UP? CHECK. SHINY? VERY. SEVERAL PRE-SCHOOL GIRL FLOWERS ON IT? I COUNT THREE. THIS BELT WAS A BIG CHOICE AND YOU MADE IT ON QUEEN RAINA DAY, MAMI!
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) June 26, 2018
EVERY SINGLE MAN IN THIS PHOTO IS DREAMING ABOUT RIPPING OFF THAT BELT WITH HIS TEETH. pic.twitter.com/QyDBl2srGr
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) June 26, 2018
All we can do is shake our heads.
K g'night! Take care! I KNOW WHAT WE'LL ALL BE DREAMING ABOUT.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) June 26, 2018
Bess needs a hobby.
An entire thread from a Jimmy Kimmel writer sexualizing and mocking a woman for how she looks. Bess must have been a joy in high school. https://t.co/FZjvFfZvPc
— Mo Mo (@molratty) June 26, 2018
But Karen deserves it, doncha know. She’s married to a Republican who has healthy boundaries and respect for women and feminists CAN’T stand that.
so progressive. much feminist.
— Dan (@LawoftheGator) June 26, 2018
So gross.
The funniest parts in this thread are when they completely display their hypocrisy. https://t.co/LRubkj0DRK
— Ordy's Amish School of Coding (@OrdyPackard) June 26, 2018
We’ll really laugh when Pence becomes president in 2024. #SuckItUpButtercup
When Karen Pence's dress wear triggers you, it's time to take a break from politics. https://t.co/xeS36YeR90
— Dan ?? (@danieltobin) June 26, 2018
Imagine how absolutely empty and insecure someone must be to attack a woman for wearing a dress.
Sad.
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