Earlier we reported on Alyssa Milano’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad NRA protest and as bad as all of that was, this ridiculous tweet featuring NoRa’s ‘Gun Safety Bill of Rights’ is sadly the silliest thing she did all day.
And that says a lot.
See if you can read this without laughing out loud more than once:
GUN SAFETY BILL OF RIGHTS#NoRA pic.twitter.com/jnrDimnyvA
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) May 5, 2018
‘The time has come for us to act.’
What are they gonna do? Have a bunch of unsuccessful protests where Alyssa shows up with armed security? Write annoying tweets on Twitter?
This could well be one of the dumbest things we’ve ever read on Twitter, and seriously, we cover the timelines of Chelsea Handler and Alyssa Milano.
Oh, wait.
Every once and awhile you need a reminder of just how brilliant the framers of our founding documents were. This hilarious self affirmation is a good reminder of how they inherently knew less always means more, and inevitably generations that followed them would be dumber. https://t.co/N0vlVHVtSv
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) May 6, 2018
So much dumber.
Get it ratified as an amendment and there you go…if not, it's just a load of crappy suggestions…
— Harry Gato (@harrygato) May 6, 2018
Right? All they have to do is get a majority of states onboard PLUS a 2/3 majority in Congress and they’re all set. Of course, the majority of states already have gun rights written into their own state constitutions but we digress.
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Good luck with that.
So when are you firing your hired thugs with guns? I would have arrested them for pushing that guy out. You don’t Own parks.
— The Blue Knight (@DoctorKOH) May 6, 2018
She just doesn’t get it.
Reading this & I realize intellectual distance between this writer & Founders is the equivalent of Earth to the sun. #SoSad
— KEE (@superbucks2050) May 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/WLFanning/status/992970188864872449
Word.
"The right of the mentally ill, including those who are suicidal, to protection from gun violence, including self-inflicted gun violence."#NRAScapegoating #NRAAM #NRA #ProgressiveBS #Parkland pic.twitter.com/GyyBKGTvJK
— (((L.N. Smithee))) (@LNSmithee) May 6, 2018
Don’t look at us man, we just work here.
https://twitter.com/dbongino/status/992920996888956928
That. All DAY that. ^
Alyssa we already have 1,000s of laws with regard to firearms, mentally ill as well as the other rights you listed. The problem is enforcement when presidents like Obama and Civil servants like those in Florida don't follow the laws or don't perform,circumvent or do their duties.
— Tru Justice (@FarRightGirl) May 6, 2018
Exactly. It’s not that we don’t have more than enough gun laws on the books, it’s that agencies and elected officials keep refusing to enforce them.
See Parkland.
https://twitter.com/OutdoorNetworks/status/992910559686295554
Ha!
C’mon Alyssa, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
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