You can't even BACON right! Canadian feminist's tweet about banning Americans goes HILARIOUSLY wrong

Sam J. | 12:58 PM on May 04, 2018

Santa Claus, the Pope, and a Canadian feminist walk into a bar …

Seriously, when you hear someone say ‘Canadian feminist’ you wonder what the punchline might be at the end of their statement. Hey, nothing wrong with Canada (we love maple syrup!) but c’mon with this, if she/he is going to tweet openly about supporting a total ban on Americans she is fair game.

See, we’re being gender sensitive:

I would support a total ban on americans on Twitter if it meant that people would stop calling me a liberal.

— Nora Loreto (@NoLore) May 4, 2018

Well, we’d support a total ban on Canadians if it meant we never had to hear another Bryan Adams song, so there.

Guess how this went over.

Since Twitter was designed, built, and is maintained by Americans, wouldn't a total ban of Americans on Twitter mean Twitter ceased to exist?

— Michael Rich (@mdrich1111) May 4, 2018

Canada would form their own Twitter and call it Canadian MySpace.

You aren't, you're a Leftist. Which is arguably worse. Good move.

— Jimmy MacSavage 香港年冠军情人 2015, 2016, 2017 (@JimmyMcSavage) May 4, 2018

Hey, be what you want to be but if you act like a duck we might think you’re a duck.

Or a Canadian feminist.

The worst thing about Twitter? Americans are occasionally exposed to the obnoxious and ill-informed opinions Canadian feminists. pic.twitter.com/6kcIJl3tUY

— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) May 4, 2018

We can think of a couple of things that are worse (we do cover Chelsea Handler ya’ know) but this is pretty bad.

How stupid can she get? (I'm sure we will find out, feminists never know when to STFU). Twitter is a US company & has many multiples of American users compared to Canadians (most of who are not nearly as stupid as their feminists, but they DID elect Trudeau).

— Boris_Badenoff (@Boris_Badenoff) May 4, 2018