Dude, just leave Christmas alone.
Isn’t it a little early to start calling Santa Claus racist? Asking for a friend.
I feel so bad for Christmas. It’s been so disrespected for so long, you almost never hear about it anymore. It’s almost like Christmas was white people
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) December 5, 2017
Oh ha ha ha, we get it. Andy is trying to make a joke that white people aren’t disrespected while taking a jab at Christmas.
He went straight past the naughty list RIGHT to the stupid list.
And speaking of the naughty list, check out these Scrooges:
You know these people are a blast at Christmas parties.
As a #WarOnChristmas veteran, I still get flashbacks of the retail clerk wishing me a "HappyHoliday". She was so joyful and sincere, but couldn't she see I was buying CHRISTMAS presents?! Thank God a serial sex predator leads the charge to bring Christmas back to the White House.
— Rookie City Sergeant (@RookieCityCop) December 5, 2017
This one is definitely getting coal in his stocking, which will likely trigger him into some hatred on energy in America and ultimately lead to him blaming Trump for the end of the world or something.
It's becoming a rallying point for many white nationalists. "Jesus wants us to hate and kill everybody different from us!"
— Ramblin' Man (@Jerry_at_Rick) December 5, 2017
We’re shocked some of these folks can tie their own shoes … ok, maybe they can’t.
Progressives are such cranky bite-in-the-asses, sheesh.
They gotta ruin everything fun.
Thank you for the laugh, Andy. Still laughing. Needed that, goodnight cutie.
— When Women Lead (@WWomenL) December 5, 2017
Cutie? Umm … no.